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It's begun. With a bright green puff of smoke, a small bipedal lopbunny was left standing there, a sinister crown atop it's head.

He seemed to panic a bit, head turning frantically despite his lack of sight.

"Ah- hello? Albrear? Tinea? Anyone? Where'd you all go?!" His frightened tone bordered on angry towards the end.

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<< I will say that the only April Fools shenanigans I will be doing is aforementioned oobleck sabatoge with Roy. That's all! I will block anyone who puts screamers or anything with my triggers in my inbox or on my dash. >>

<< if you're okay being an oobleck victim it would be great if you left a reply here so Roy knows who to target. :) >>

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And he returns the glare in full. YOU'RE FIRST, NERD.

Everyone is screwed for April Fools because Robert taught him what oobleck is. Prepare to find cornstarch-and-water sludge in the most inconvenient of places.

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Everyone is screwed for April Fools because Robert taught him what oobleck is. Prepare to find cornstarch-and-water sludge in the most inconvenient of places.

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"Oh."

Funny, that's what Ross said he was doing today. It was a normal answer, so he wasn't really sure why he was surprised. He scowled at the thought of going to the hairdresser with his own mom.

Not the point. Focus, Roy.

"Ross said he's going to the hairdresser with his mom, too. And Robert is hanging out with his brother today. So it's just me."

His tone was flat, though the answer sounded forced. An eye for an eye, he supposed. Not like there was really any harm in it, but this conversation was making him wanna punch the kid anyway.

❝ Woah. ❞ His arms re-opened slightly, staring at the other with a straight face. (That... was a strange reaction.) It has caused his strong demeanor to crumble.

What was that? That display had been very uncharacteristic of the Roy he and Skid had grown to see as... well, HE personally saw the other as a mean bully. Of course, Pump would never say this out loud, for his thoughts on the matter were... that. Thoughts. Thoughts Eyes was always up-to-date on.

But, for once, the older kid sounded like... he meant it too. After all, it was just the two of them. (Now, Flesh, take advantage of his weakness.) He could do that, just not yet.

Intrusive thoughts aside, at least he had asked nicely! ❝ Oh, you mean Skid! ❞ It was as if a switch inside that pumpkin head of his had been flipped. They were always stuck to each other like conjoined twins! ❝ He was going to the hairdresser with his mom today! ❞ Nothing serious really.

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You know, Aura farming.

Going out your way to look cool in a crowd.

"I think I'd prefer if people didn't perceive me at all..."

She's also confused as to why it's called 'aura farming.'

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Gangle do you know of Aura farming?

"...what?"

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<< I do not enjoy making this into a post but it needs to be said because it's becoming a slight problem. >>

<< If you bombard a single muse multiple times a day with asks for several days in a row, it WILL burn me out on that muse. If this continues to happen, I will remove that muse from my muse list entirely. >>

<< I appreciate the love. Believe me, I do. But I am a multimuse blog and I would enjoy some of that love directed towards my other muses as well. >>

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✏️ - Do you prefer writing canon characters or original characters? Why? 💭 - Which muse of yours do you wish to write more?

✏️ << I think I might have made it insanely obvious at certain points that I prefer writing OCs. What I haven't really talked about is that my reasoning for such is that when I was around 15, I got bullied off of this site for not being an accurate enough Ash Ketchum roleplayer. It stung, took me forever to get over it. This multimuse is my first attempt at canon characters SINCE, and I'm 25 now! >>

💭 << As much as I love my OCs and certainly would want more interaction with them, I've been DYING to write more for Bunzo. Damien and Roy are up there too! Some of my FNAF: SB OCs would be nice too, but I need to fill out their bios more. >>

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🌟 - If your muse was a demon and needed five items to be summoned, what items would they be?

Sphene

a gold ingot

merch from The Smiler

shards of a shattered gem

a sparkplug

a handful of wires

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QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN ;

Send one of the emoji below! Some questions may require specifying a muse if the mun runs a multimuse blog.

✏️ - Do you prefer writing canon characters or original characters? Why? 📚 - If your muse appears in multiple sources (book, show, movie, etc.), which version of them do you like better and/or prefer to write? ⏳ - Is there anything in your muse’s canon history that you wish to change? 💫 - If your muse were a Pokémon trainer, which six Pokémon would be on their team? 🗝️ - If your muse was suddenly transported into an RPG, would they be a warrior, rogue, mage, or some kind of cross-class? You can name a specific class from a series. 🍒 - What color do you think best describes your muse’s personality and why? 🍂 - What verse are you dying to write with your muse? 💕 - Are there any specific ships that you want to write with this muse? ⛺ - Do you like to write AUs and crossovers or do you prefer to strictly stick to your muse’s canon source material? 📸 - Do you make Pinterest boards for your muse(s) and/or ships? 💿 - Do you make playlists for your muse(s) and/or ships? 🎀 - Which thread has been your favorite to write so far? 🌟 - If your muse was a demon and needed five items to be summoned, what items would they be? 🔮 - If your muse was a witch, which animal would be their familiar? 🔪 - Marry, fuck, kill! Who would your muse choose between these three muses/characters? [NOTE: you muse provide three names when sending this question!] 🌈 - If your muse were a deity, what would they be the deity of? 🍞 - Your muse is suddenly in a food fight to the death. What food do they pick? 🎮 - Who does your muse pick in Mario Kart? Super Smash Bros.? Tekken? Mortal Kombat? [NOTE: feel free to send in other games where a player must choose a character!] 💭 - Which muse of yours do you wish to write more with? 🔗 - Do you think you would be friends with your muse in real life? ⭕ - SEND ANY QUESTION FOR THE MUN NOT LISTED ABOVE!

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In chaos I'm free Destruction is art Rebel heart

@spellbound-circle asked: 📌- holding up Roy as a weirdly specific option.

Send me 📌 and a character name or a ship and I'll make an aesthetic board for them! || Accepting

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<< so we all just caregivers out here huh >>

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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Ship bingo Aquamarine x pre crystal gem peridot.

<< Not a ship I've thought about tbh. >>

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Ship bingo Aquamarine x Aquamarine lol

<< Mun assumes you mean Aquamarine with herself lol >>