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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back
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Newest painting is done!!! It’s been way too long since I painted some clouds. This was way too difficult
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seems wasteful when you could just fix the head bits
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
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My sleeping hound will point you to the left
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I sat with a dying bird until he passed the other day, and then I decided to make him immortal the only way I can. So here he is, forever alive, forever going towards happy and light and leaving darkness behind.
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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
#my best friend and I watched shrek 2 again recently and it felt empty without far far away idol#naked if you will
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once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see
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Sometimes you paint a headless babydoll ballerina
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"the children are just saying things that don't make sense and acting like they're funny jokes" it's called lolsorandom humor and it's a time-honored youth tradition. be cool
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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end
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