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how many times until lestat learns his lesson
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i love when WOMEN escape stories. men…stay trapped forever
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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other
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why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
#yeah#I frequently have dreams where I smoke cigs and ughhhh it tastes so good#mind you I have never smoked a cigarette in my life
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doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing
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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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alrighty, pope's dead. share your most memorable Childhood Catholic Trauma in the notes
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XV - THE DEVIL
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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Having a boyfriend is literally free
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Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant
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