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you don't seem happy 😔

I'VE HOME WITH GREAT NEWS!

*HUGE Yap about my dnd journey*

so we started at 5:10 yes, am, I do 24 hours time, anyway. so it started with my team in the guild, drink, duhh, anyway, their characters are: Ivory, a half shark, half human(human body but with shark fin and tail), chulla, a shapeshifter who's older, she took form of a girl that kinda looks like Chucky and Annabelle, and racrown, a harpy like man, and Zen (me), a human mage. the 3 talked and was entered the guild shyly, and she went to the 3 cuz, why not? anywayzzz, talk talk, one of them (Zen) noticed an old lady taking so many shots and on of them went to the lady and asked why she was drinking so much but the lady gave a beer at them, and zones out. ivory went to Zen to check up and the lady gave ivory another beer as ivory took zens given beer and ivory looks back at the other 2 and the lady told ivory and Zen that they should take a quest to go to the kings palace and the DM talk them they they sensed something will happen and ivory shoved the lady and the other 2 to a corner and Zen was standing there, still zone out, and ivory grabbed her and carried her like a potato sack and went to the corner, the DM summoned a large thunder strike (lol) and rain poured down like a waterfall, ivory carried Zen out and the other two was swimming cuz they're fine with it, but.. chulla.. they're having so much fun.. anyway! they notice that there 5 eyes in the sky, Zen thought it was a God watching them, ivory got suspicious, racrown ignored, chulla waved at the eye. as they went to the palace they were greeted by a butler (forgot his name) and he brought us in the palace to the throne room and the butler knelt down when he saw the king (duh), Zen instantly bowed down as well, having respect for the king, ivory was glaring at the king and refused to bow and the others as well. the king casted a spell for all of them to kneel at the king forcefully, everyone struggled but the butler and Zen didn't, showing respect, and the butler went to the king to whisper something about them, blah blah blah, anyway, they were able to rise up again, king explained stuff blah blah, and there were 3 doors, a wooden one, a door that's made out of stone, and a golden door. they were thrown to the wooden door to come across a Forrest. "they threw us out?" racrown complained a bit, "more like.. thrown in a makeshift room.." ivory had suspicions but Zen instantly saw a bush of glowing berries, she tore a piece from her cloak and picked it up with her left hand and suddenly, a mouth appears at her left palm... broski turned into an anime character, lmao. and Zen could control the mouth, the mouth was connected with her organs, liver, stomach, yeah, and it swallowed the Berry, it was tasty, she named her palm, palmiarious (polyamorous lol-), and she asked her hand what she would call it, nothing, the DM told me that Zen was just talking to herself and I realized lol, and Zen said "name it the consequence berries, the berries of consequences", and showed everyone her new mouth, meanwhile ivory noticed that there was a new tree infront of them, ivory ordered to run when the tree smiled, showing razor sharp teeth, everyone survived tho (ima stop here teehee)

I'm currently working on an animatic of the dnd :3

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Throws you this

Maxx: " Get to bed bbg, we're going to have fun tonight " *readys my dnd set*

delicious. ryxn.

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I love you too, now I'm not going to sleep tonight. not the weird type but, I'm going to play dnd! :D

i love you @maxthesh4rk

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just searched football, wrong football field!

THERE'S TWO TYPES OF FOOTBALL FIELD OKAY.

*Yeets Marie Across the football field*

deserved it.

most disliked oc, hated her.

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*Yeets Marie Across the football field*

deserved it.

most disliked oc, hated her.

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yeah, not Marie, flirting with Marie? nah. killing Marie? yes.

Roxer is a full ass pansexual to the point he flirts with everybody at this point (NOT ALL-)

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that's a coconut, but

A BOOMERANG ISN'T HARD ENOUGH

BOOOOOO 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

gem i found on twitter

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teehee, silly boy

kenny animation

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heh

How I imagine "Would you fall in love with me again" but with Telemachus and Antinous:

Telemachus: "Antinous... I-I've done so much awful things, so I can't help but wonder... would you fall in love-"

Antinous: "I don't care."

Telemachus: "Huh?"

Antinous: "I waited for you almost two decades! Do you think I care if you killed some men?!"

Telemachus: "But, my love, I-"

Antinous: "I don't give a fuck! Get in the bed, you fucking loser!"

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HYAPOLLO KISSING!!!

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CRAP, I FORGOT TO REPOST ���� HAPPY BIRTHDAY EHHE

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

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MY FATHER IS ALWAYS SO GORGEOUS!

And here he is, by popular demand, the god of the sun, medicine, music and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember off hand. I had a lot of fun designing him. I'm hoping to draw him with all of the muses at some point.

Artemis is next, obviously, so stay tuned...

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YEEAAAAQAHHHQHHWSHAJWAQAQ

some of the god designs i did over on instagram

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hxdx or hx terhee

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MY BABIESS

olice as purelily :33

oh yes

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*a few months after The Ithica Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

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nah, I think its TV girl

new oc — nymphia (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

hey guys new oc 🤑🤑 here's some info abt her

— shes a shapeshifter, and can change her form however she likes. This is the form she usually takes, which was formed after years of existential crisis (LOL). That said, she doesn't have a definitive gender and can go by any pronouns. She technically has no gender.

— she sometimes takes the form of a fox to earn people's trust, since she appears more vulnerable this way. but she also takes other animalistic forms.

— she likes tricking people, as well as toying with them. she's playful, and also childish in a way. Despite being a liar herself, she too is naive.

— she can change her colors depending on her mood, or how she wants to be seen.

u guys can ask any questions abt her :33