maxime-damian

[maxime-damian]

high school ex boyfriend and a guy who had a crush on me some years ago All in my DMs rn okay everybody wants me all of the sudden

[maxime-damian]

so glad my singing lessons got cancelled today because my teacher fucking hates meeeee

[maxime-damian]

if u had to write a play What would you write it about and can you send me a 20-page example please thank you

[maxime-damian]

“straight edge” is a Social experiment designed to make hardcore men Become cock hungry Minions

[maxime-damian]

Sorry I can’t be ur aesthetic heroin couple I like chocolate and sweets

[maxime-damian]

no wonder people hate the dentist bro cleanings are terrifying

[maxime-damian]

end of an era (got my braces out)

[maxime-damian]

Get High And Notice Basslines

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lately

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I don’t want to wake up [phone]

[maxime-damian]

every time I remember mean by nicole dollanganger exists I want to rip out my chest open

[maxime-damian]

they're taking my braces off tomorrow who wanna pay for my lip piercings

[maxime-damian]

[maxime-damian]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[maxime-damian]

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