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To avoid cracking up on the rocks

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ROIL, OUROBOROS

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Does the gender of your Tumblr profile pic/pvp/avatar match your irl gender? Yes, No, Nuance.

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Marvels of Things Created and Miraculous Aspects of Things Existing, ca. 1203-1283 

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Thought some bug nerds might appreciate this:

Aren't they beautiful? Is this not one of the prettiest cicadas you've ever seen. Specifically it is a swamp cicada (Neotibicen tibicen).

The blue-ish teal green is just absolutely enchanting. And lookit how cute those beady little eyes are💕✨

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Annita Maslov

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Circle of dreams gnoll druid design for @/BootyDragon // Thank you so much again//

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Art by Ralph McQuarrie for The Genesis Quest by Donald Moffitt (1986, Del Rey)

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i keep trying to make a funny post based on this egyptian predynastic eye paint palette shaped like two mud turtles but every time i look at them i start ugly laughing so im just gonna post them as is

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let's hear it for the nonbinary folks who:

don't present androgynously

use "binary" pronouns in any capacity

identify partially with a binary gender

have a "gendered" name

don't experience body dysmorphia

don't experience gender dysphoria

DO experience gender dysphoria/body dysmorphia but aren't sure what gender or body would suit them

just experience body/gender apathy instead

can't be open about their gender identity yet

you're all absolutely valid.

don't ever feel like you're "not nonbinary enough" because you absolutely are! 💖

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I was genuinely kind of mini-heartbroken that I wouldn't get to see this, but thank fuck I noticed that there's a livestream. I bought a ticket SO FUCKING FAST. Look at the cast! AAAAAAA...

watch me play the part i was born to - sam the eagle - in a live stage reading of the muppet movie this coming sunday to benefit california wildfire relief! in-person tickets are sold out but the livestream is available to all!

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watch me play the part i was born to - sam the eagle - in a live stage reading of the muppet movie this coming sunday to benefit california wildfire relief! in-person tickets are sold out but the livestream is available to all!

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“We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?” – Goblin Market, Christina Rossetti

hungry thirsty roots is fantasy noncon pwp that is definitely still pwp, ignore anyone that says otherwise. it's paywalled so no one can read it unless they are absolutely sure and have definitely read the content warnings. this story is exclusively for people who want to read about heroes getting the shit kicked out of them and then getting tentacles in uncomfortable places. ignore all the stuff about linguistics and magical fantasy politics. that's just lore. lore doesn't count as plot. it's fine.

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trans girls love committing to the bit because we tried playing straight man and it didn't work out

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Honestly, if a vampire fell in love with me because I looked like his long-dead lover, I would be so petulant and jealous about it. Like yeah whatever I’m a perfect copy of Griselda or whoever. What kind of food do I like. Don’t fucking say “eel pie.”

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Dragon room

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Shout out to my mutual who won't see this who was the reason I started watching Dark 😌