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my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

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susan lewis in episode 08x08 "partly cloudy, chance of rain"

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[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

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CHAPPELL ROAN photographed by Ryan Clemens

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FRIENDS ↳ 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate"

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Ive started saying "This is a problem for future me" and its great. I can't see this backfiring for future me in any way!

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JOSIE CARRILLO -jean dawson, you're bleeding everywhere.

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Abby Lockhart (ER, s9e9, next of kin.)

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Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

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i have to show y’all the funniest photo I’ve ever taken, hold on…

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@pscentral gif(t) exchange to @madeline-kahn 💖

Clue (1985) —

dir. Jonathan Lynn.

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what the fuck are these donations man

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hi!! The disconnected look in carter's behaviors and expressions during this scene