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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

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Obsessed with his mind

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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

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Midori doing her famous Tickles and trying to distract from the fact she's trying to eat my markers.

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

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"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

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This is a great looping gif because now I just imagine Raiden having like a barrel full of cigarettes next to him he keeps grabbing from and Naomi is making this gigantic pile of cigarettes on the ground in continuation

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robot who wants to feel around human guts and do surgeries the same way humans fantasize about pulling on wires or whatever

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The Bull

(aka the Devil Chicken -- @savage-rhi 😉😉)

Y'alls ever still think about these guys from PREHISTORIC PLANET?

Prints | RedBubble Shop

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Orc cock

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This is what happens every day at the end of work hours.

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One of my favourite Ollie experiences is every other pay check or so when I go to the pet store I pick up a handful of new toys and bring them home for him and call him over and as I unpack them one by one I immediately know which ones are his favourites because he’ll delicately pick them up in his little baby mouth and trot to his play area by the door and all I’ll hear for the next hour is jingle jingle jingle or crinkling or his nails scrabbling on the floor I love him so much guys I love this lil man. I just saw him pass my door dragging his new feather wand by the tuft with his tail straight up in the air. What an absolute baby man. Oh god Im crying again

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baby