matt-likes-trash
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Matt. Panromantic. Have depression and anxiety (depressed person? on tumblr? no way), and probably ADD. Give me Mountain Dew please.
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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GOD 2000s emo just invented music….. i write sins? miss murder? american idiot? the bird and the worm? my immortal?? i miss you? this ain’t a scene?? radio? welcome to the black parade?? the entire existence of cobra starship??? the drama!! the panache?!! the artistic brilliance?? mozart whom!!
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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You have a fursona? Are you a furry??
Listen when I designed my fursona on deviantart/neopets when I was like 12 years old Everyone was a furry. You had to be or they wouldn’t let your dialup connect to the internet.
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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A reminder that some places, though they're closed, have an unlocked lobby that's accessible 24/7, such as some post offices. It'll still be chilly, but it's better than being in the wind if you don't have another option.
(Still donate if you're able!)
The high temperature in Minneapolis tomorrow is -16°F (-27°C).  Wind chill is predicted to be as low as -52°F (-47°C). 
Most of the warming centers offered in the city proper for adults are only open until 3pm, most libraries close at 8pm, and only the government center downtown is open to the public until 10pm.  The wind chill advisory is in effect until nine AM on Thursday morning, which means folks will have to survive two nights of this kind of weather.
If you’re able, please consider donating to help homeless adults in my city survive the cold weather by donating to services that connect them with shelter and housing when the weather gets this bad.  Some options are:
Simpson Housing Services
Catholic Charities of St. Paul and Minneapolis
St. Stephen’s Human Services
MN Indian Women’s Resource Center
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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You tag him as trash boy, but my url is literally matt-likes-trash. I love my trash son and I thank you for him. Merry Christmas my boy ^^
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a bakugou i drew as a gift for @matt-likes-trash. merry christmas papa
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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this is THE funniest punchline I’ve ever seen
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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Yer a wizard, Nott 😂
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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Some Halloween gal pals this time! C: Thank you for reading~
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”
Of we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”
And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”
And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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can u like get vaccinated for catching feelings
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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Any of my fellow trans men feel like this?
I want children but I dont want to be pregnant, I just couldn’t do it… It makes me super dysphoric because it makes me realise that I wont ever be able to impregnate a woman. 
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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I don’t want to hijack that old post so I’ll just make a new one.
That “Someone Complimented you” post is not related to Sex trafficking. It’s an app called IRL where anyone who signs up for it will unintentionally send out a text with that message to all of their contacts. 
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Still don’t click on it though, it’s known for really bad privacy policy and you could still get a bug.
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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@captaincrow96 Thought you may find this interesting
When people assume Celtic = Irish I get a strong urge to stab myself in the eye.
No no no no no no. 
Sit down we must have a conversation.
There were 6 Celtic nations.
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Éire, Cymru, Alba, Kernow, Breizh, and Ellan Vannin.
Ireland, Wales, Scotland, Cornwall, Brittany, and the Isle of Mann respectively.
They’re all related, but not the same. They all have different languages descended from a similar group, Irish (Gaeilge), Scottish (Gàidhlig), Manx (Gaelg), Welsh (Cymraeg), Cornish (Kernowek), and Breton (Brezhoneg). Some are more widely spoken than others, for example Welsh is still commonly spoken in Wales, whereas hearing Cornish in Cornwall instead of English is rare.  All Celtic nations have varied mythology and culture. Irish Mythology is different from Breton Mythology, and even Welsh and Cornish mythology (arguably the most related Celtic Nations) have subtle differences to each other. I wish I could add more about the cultures at this time but my knowledge of Celtic nations is primarily made up of the history and languages of those regions, particularly Cornwall. 
You might have notice that England and English are missing from this, because the English descended from Anglo-Saxons, who were German invaders that came to the isles right around the Fall of the Roman empire in the 5th Century, erasing the Celtic influence in what is now England. 
So what this all really means is that Celtic is an umbrella term, and just because it’s Celtic doesn’t mean it has anything to do with Ireland at all. So don’t assume that just because someone’s talking about something Celtic that they’re talking about something Irish.
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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who was the first animal to fuck instead of budding or something.. he mustve been like mm.. oo damn girl this feels good LOL
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matt-likes-trash · 6 years ago
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back when i was suicidal in high school the tiniest things would make me want to kill myself but also the most trivial things would stop me
i remember looking at a bottle of sleeping pills and going “i’m going to kill myself. i’m not going to get out of this town. i’m not going to be able to get into a good college” and then i would go “but wait! if you die tonight, you won’t be there when they invent time travel. what if you die tonight and aliens land tomorrow and you miss it. the entire world would change and you would miss it.” “ah, yes. good point. i’ll wait until next week to die. once i’m dead i’m dead, so i can wait a little longer to see if something cool happens before then.”
it never did but it brought me back from killing myself until i started seeing a psychologist and got on antidepressants 
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