matsucockwa

[matsucockwa]

bekah: you don’t like to admit it but if anything happened to dmitri you’d be upset

boyd: psh no-

dmitri, pouting: azure said he’s gonna kick my ass

boyd, walking out: not if i kick his first

[matsucockwa]

boyd: so when do you think we’ll see a big hairy boy

dmitri: please call them bears

[matsucockwa]

reblog this for 2019 to be the gayest year you’ve ever lived

[matsucockwa]

Vik: you shouldn’t fall in love with me.

Dmitri: that won’t be an issue, haha.

[a week later]

Dmitri: T H E R E ‘ S A N I S S U E

[matsucockwa]

vik, at dmitri’s trial: but you don’t have all the facts

the judges, kora and azure: which are?

vik: i love him

[matsucockwa]

vik, about dmitri: what an idiot, i can’t believe i’m gonna kiss him

azure: well... you don’t have to

vik: but i’m gonna

[matsucockwa]

dmitri: hi, sorry knock knock

dmitri, frustrated: yes, that’s how i enter rooms. i am 32 years old, i am over six feet tall, i lower myself and i say “hi knock knock.” i say “knock knock” out loud

[matsucockwa]

helena: metias said a bad word today

dmitri: where the fuck did he learn that?

[matsucockwa]

[in the capitol groupchat]

bekah: *sends a picture of boyd*

bekah: this is my boyfriend.

dmitri: you’re straight

dmitri:

dmitri: and for that..?

[matsucockwa]

dmitri: i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the edge or a nervous breakdown

dmitri: *bites into a petri dish*

dmitri: this isn’t a bagel.

[matsucockwa]

dmitri: *watching the rebels*

alaska: any news?

dmitri: they found a dollar on the pavement and almost killed each other fighting over it because there was a vending machine nearby.

[matsucockwa]

kam: you love me right?

lily: *being sarcastic* no i don't love you.

kam: *starting to cry* but i thought you did...

lily: NO I DO LOVE YOU! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY IM SO SORRY!

[matsucockwa]

evyn: okay guys we have to start thinking straight.

kam:

kam: how?

[matsucockwa]

kam: tall people are the enemy.

toni, alex, lily: can't hear you from all the way down there. :)

kam: i will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until it's too late.

[matsucockwa]

kam: one universe. nine planets. one earth. seven continents. seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. and i had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

mik: [shouting] THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS !

kam: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!

[matsucockwa]

luciana: i like my men like i like my coffee

luci: incapable of loving me back

[matsucockwa]

Luciana: Do you have any idea what I’m capable of?

Sera: don’t take this personally but I feel like I’ve been threatened by a cupcake