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I live in an apartment complex and we have one at the front office

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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Adjusting things in prison.

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This had me absolutely hysterical at 11 at night while my roommates were asleep.

One of my favorite genres of post

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MLP: Dungeons and Friendship (WIP) yes I know shy isn't there; im working on it

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why

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Rocky casually just dropping the hardest sans art ever

What's the matter kid..?

You seem to be missing an awful lot.

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its his first show

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Every time i see this it makes me happy

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Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

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Little Life so far:

I love them so much guys you don’t understand.

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this was sitting in my basement for 4 days

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Rank the Godkids (Timmy, Hazel, Chloe, Remy, Dev)!

BET. Okay in order of favorites. Dev Remmy Hazel Timmy Chloe I really love all of them I just want to take Dev and Remy from their awful parents. Chloe is just... meh to me. I didn't like the idea in the first place but she's a cute enough kid. Feels like she shouldn't have been involved in THIS story though y'know?

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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I stopped taking mine because i kept forgetting and I regretted it so much over winter break when everything got Bad(trademark)

A few weeks ago I ran out of my antidepressants and I thought to myself: "let's see how long I can go without antidepressants" because I like challenging myself and I like doing difficult things

I cannot stress how bad this idea was. please do not be like me. I have gained nothing from this experience, I don't know what I was thinking I would gain. there is no glory in suffering

I should go take my meds