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My Pope Hotline (the Pontifex Express) rang this morning and I was hoping God was gonna comment on Recent Events but they just said "you know, even I am not sure what the holy ghost is. I think you guys might have made that one up, like hell or homophobia or Wisconsin"

I asked if they had anything to say about the recent political happenings and they said "nah, I'm not into sports. Jesus likes football*... though he's not allowed to play in some places. That's mean and unfair. You should let everyone play sports if they want to!"

Thanks God. Really got your finger on the issues.

* meaning soccer. God is not American, even if I am.

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me too!!!!!

Unpopular opinion:

I find math enjoyable.

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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this is the most wholesome thing i have seen ever. gosh i hope i run into a goddess on a train or something and get to talk to her. good luck!

FUCK ME bro I'm actually so mad at myself

so I'm in train waiting for departure and as the seat beside me was free naturally MOST DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN JUST ask me if I mind. no I certainly didn't. And usually I wouldn't look twice at the person I'm madly fallen at the first look at in love with because I'm respectful (asocial). But As fate would have it, a week ago I decorated my phone case with handmade stickers including a rainbow version of junimo. As fate would have it SHE KNEW ABOUT STARDEW VALLEY AND tapped my shoulder just to say that to me and I almost died right then right there she's talking to me. I can't look her in her eyes longer than one fifth of a second but I know they're beautiful and now hold interest AS I SAy "ahahaaahaha yeah gonna play todaaay, made them stickers myself actually" very awkwardly. She looks like she's amazed???? as if. well I'm deep in my panic I had to make sure nothing I say is slurred (I failed) I laugh (awkwardly). THEN she says "my, you gotta open a business" - and now I will, angelic stranger, just because you said so. Then she says she loves playing too, especially Sebastian, and I agree cus Sebastian is in fact very nic nice BUT THEN MY NO BRAIN NO FILTER MOUTH says "now I'm playing Haley as love intresdsd" and she looks at me SHE LOOKS AT ME. I know I'm red as hell by that point and I can't take it anymore because if I stay any longer I'm going to become a puddle of blush and won't be able to utter no intelligible sound. I say I have to go it's my station (it's not, mines the next one) but with the last droplets of my courage I wish her a nice day and she said same to you and I went.

I got back home on foot and I'm still shaking and blushing.

I never got her name. And I'm probably not gonna meet her again ever and I'm about to think about this for the next two weeks.

Thank you for listening to my tragic social skills story.

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yesss (tho i don’t think i’ve seen analog horror) this is why i love edgar allan poe, all his writings are so much more haunting when it’s just the words.

I love the unknown aspect to horror, specifically analog horror where the tapes/footage and creator leave it up to the person watching to imagine what horrific things are going on. I love the use of manipulating the imagination to create a story, because the mind creates images much more powerful than any certain video stitches into it could.

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Wooooo congratulations Thailand 🎉🎉🥳🥳

🏳️‍🌈

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

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this is so beautiful.

i’ve thought about this a lot.

just crossing the parking lot to go to class, if the car heading my way didn’t stop, would i move?

if i crashed my car on the way home without a seatbelt, would they be able to tell?

if i stopped eating would my family notice?

would i ever be able to care about things again?

and it’s been getting better. a little at a time.

i was able to be proud of myself for getting a’s on my finals

i was able to be sad about graduating from dance and robotics

i’ve been able to enjoy the bittersweet process of packing for college in the fall

it’s not great all the time, sometimes it’s still so dark, but it’s getting better.

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

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the feeling of the wind on your skin at dusk

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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plz

please .

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sure

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

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i’m a con man, last faked profession was lawyer, before that doctor and copilot. honestly i could roll with this

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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People said that Tumblr isn't a great place to post original art that isn't fanart, but I'm doing it anyway because I haven't got the motivation to draw anything else

Happy pride month lads! 🧡💛🤍💙

from an aroace potato :)

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in honor of pride month, everyone who rbs gets a pride explosion in their inbox bc I have extra bombs

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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you’re right, there is no way to reach true zero, the limit would approach zero, but you would never truly reach zero.

in other words, you would get infinitely closer to zero, but never truly reach it. (asymptotes are the saddest thing in math to me)

as for making something effectively zero, it would depend on the price of the item. so for instance a $10.00 item would take

1: $5.00

2: $2:50

3: $1.25

4: $0.63

5: $0.31

6: $0.16

7: $0.08

8: $0.04

9. $0.02

10: $0.01

11: $0.00 (actually more like 0.00488, but this wouldn’t round to a single cent so it would be effectively free, tho technically not a true zero)

11 50% offs to get a 10 dollar item to be effectively free.

Hi math tumblr... how many 50% discount do you need to make something free? I try counting but I do not think the number will ever reach 0. It does reach decimal number.