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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands

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i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

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I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

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animal crossing will always be the best most wholesome game to me. once I was up super late at night unable to sleep because I felt really sick and I was playing pocket camp while I tried to feel better and fall asleep and I went down to the beach and found Apollo by the water and he said “can’t sleep? you wanna sit and listen to the waves with me?” and I almost cried

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this is making me hyperventilate

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

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Why can't I be a professional blorbo thinker

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To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam. – Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? I would have never put you two together. You really hid it well! I usually have a radar for stuff like that.

THE OFFICE (2005–2013) S02E11: Booze Cruise

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