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“asexuals are basically straight”

“asexuals are inherently homophobic”

“asexuals are just confused; not having sex is just celibacy”

“asexuals are just gays with internalized homophobia”

“asexuals have no place in the lgbt+ community”

“there’s no such thing as aphobia”

“i’d never touch an asexual person"

“ace people just aren’t oppressed enough to be in the lgbt+ community”

“i only hate the cishet aces”

“asexuality isn’t a real thing”

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Laser pointer eye.

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PR OT E C T  HI M.

from (x).

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b̟̥͔̫͎̕o̟o̮͎̜͎ͅp̴̝͚̦

hi yes so i wanted to try this gif thing

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He doesn’t bite… Too hard.

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Hello? Are you... In the Institution?

. . . Uhm... No? Pretty sure I’m not...What Institution..?

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Redraw of a gift for a friend! DO NOT TAKE, USE, STEAL OR REPOST MY ART!

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WILFORD & DARKIPLIER COMIC ✨.

I’ll make it short:

This took me a whole week, I’m tired AF.

I love this ship if you don’t then at least respect that I almost broke my computer while drawing this.

PLS REBLOG AND LIKE, I APPRECIATE THAT A LOT.

I’ll upload another version with the whatchacallit… Uh… Chromatic Aberration (I guess) that Darkiplier has. But not a really cool effect like his but a shitty filter from PicsArt because I’m dumb.

Top of the afternoon to ya!!!

Love ya all.

Rip me, I swear to God if this doesn’t appear in the hashtags I’ll be more than mad.

Keep reading to see my rant about everything that happened yesterday.

Keep reading

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“I can take you wherever you’d like to go. I can especially take you to the places that you don’t want to go…”

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So I started up a new special!

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@darkplier I hope this pleases you, Sir. ~ White Rose

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Mark: here’s your son *hands us a ego*

Us: oh thank you

Mark: just lemme kill him first

Us: WAIT WHAT

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(Me on Ellen)

Ellen: so I heard you like Darkiplier

Me: omg Ellen you didnt

(Darkiplier steals my body and shoves me into the mirror)

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best quality: his giggles

quick question why tf did i make this

please give me audio edit requests or something i can’t live like this

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Happy Valentine’s day markiplites! I made markiplier themed candy conversation hearts for the occasion!

Hope you guys have/had an awesome V day!