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Harry Potter + Cards Against Humanity

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Memory / is another name for ghosts and their awful hunger.

Eugene Gloria, from “Apple,” My Favorite Warlord (via lifeinpoetry)

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🔎   MURDER    MYSTERY    SENTENCE    STARTERS  !

( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

❝ we can’t go to the cops with all this information. ❞

❝ if we go to the cops they’re going to think we had something to do with it.  ❞

❝ this is a lot of information, we can’t just hide it from the cops. people are dying. ❞

❝ ahh, it’s just you… and, your infamous murder board. ❞

❝ i wish had a single clue as to what you do over there at that murder board. ❞

❝ so what did you find? any new leads? ❞

❝ it’s a long shot but i think i might have found something. ❞

❝ so, you think this is the person doing all these killings? ❞

❝ look, i just have a bad feeling about this person to not look into it, at least. ❞

❝ well, so far you’ve been right, so let’s hear what you’ve got. ❞

❝ the only thing we’re missing now is a motive. ❞

❝ what’s wrong with you? you can’t go around accusing innocent people! ❞

❝ okay, say i’m wrong, but i know i’m right about this.  ❞

❝ you did all that and came up with nothing at all? ❞

❝ i don’t think we’re ever going to track this killer down. ❞

❝ this person, or thing even, whatever, is really good at what they do. ❞

❝ we’re breaking laws to track this killer down now? ❞

❝ i’m just saying, go back through the file and look closer. ❞

❝ maybe we were right all along but overlooked something. something small. ❞

❝ okay, so we meet back here at night and find what’s in that cabinet. ❞

❝ we’re in too deep to give up now. we’re close, i can feel it. ❞

❝ let’s split up, meet back here in ten. ❞

❝ how come every time something goes down, you arrive late? ❞

❝ okay, so this is the killer, now how do we catch them? ❞

❝ not exactly what we’re expecting to find but we definitely need to call the cops. ❞

❝ we can’t do this all on our own anymore, we have to go to the police. ❞

❝ i think we may have just found the killer’s next target. ❞

❝ there’s a place i found out about, i think we should check it out. ❞

❝ the only surviving victim is hospitalized and unable to actually speak about it.  ❞

❝ all we keep coming up with our dead ends, maybe we should just give up. ❞

❝ you think that i’m the one doing all these killings? ❞

❝ tell me again why you think this killer is after me of all people? ❞

❝ if we don’t do something now, more bodies are just going to keep piling up. ❞

❝ so, we’ve narrowed it down to these two people now. ❞

❝ look, i get your concerned and scared, i am too, but let the police handle it. ❞

❝ if we can hack into the system, we can find out everyone who got this text. ❞

❝ no, no. i think this killer is someone close to us, maybe closer than we think. ❞

❝ i don’t know if i can continue doing this. ❞

❝ we need to get everyone together and come up with a plan. ❞

❝ if this plan doesn’t work, we go straight into plan b. ❞

❝ i think we should really start making a plan c, maybe even plan d. ❞

❝ this plan officially sucks and is getting us nowhere. we’re sitting ducks. ❞

❝ i think i might have found a pattern within these killings. ❞

❝ all the killings happened in the place, around the same time. ❞

❝ wow, you all are almost better than the cops. ❞

❝ it’s like a jigsaw puzzle, there’s too many missing pieces. ❞

❝ my suspicion is usually always right, even more so than my gut.  ❞

❝ we’re doing this tonight and if we’re lucky, we’ll catch the killer. finally. ❞

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[…] sometimes hopelessness is a lie / feeding your sparrows to the dusk.

Wendy Xu, from “YOU ARE NOT WHO THEY WANTED YOU TO BE”, The Hero Poems (via medeae)

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*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

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for beatrice  — a series of unfortunate events season ii

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This cat is comfortable.

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I took a different route home from work yesterday and everything felt slightly strange

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Driving through rural New England after midnight in a snowstorm

November 2018

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Credence Barebone in Fantastic Beasts: the Crimes of Grindelwald

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I’m going into see a movie soon since our power is still out so here’s a starter call???? For when it’s back?????

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Alecto: is made the muggle studies professor

Charity: I didn’t die for this

Voldemort: that’s— that’s literally exactly what you died for

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@hogwartshousesnet | july event | favourite class

-“What are you doing Muggle Studies for? You’re Muggle-born! Your mum and dad are Muggles! You already know all about Muggles!“

-"But it’ll be fascinating to study them from the wizarding point of view.”

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I’m going into see a movie soon since our power is still out so here’s a starter call???? For when it’s back?????

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Thank you, thank you, for Harry’s birthday present! It was his favourite by far. One year old and already zooming along on a toy broomstick, he looked so pleased with himself, I’m enclosing a picture so you can see. You know it only rises about two feet off the ground, but he nearly killed the cat and he smashed a horrible vase Petunia sent me for Christmas (no complaints there). Of course, James thought it was so funny, says he’s going to be a great Quidditch player, but we’ve had to pack away all the ornaments and make sure we don’t take our eyes off him when he gets going. | Lily’s letter to Sirius

James is just too happy his son is already a quidditch player 

[insta @potterbyblvnk]

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What’s with the flower? Hagrid, have you combed your hair?