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tuesday the 21st of june, 2016, 1:23am

dear diary,

it’s still misogynistic to ban female muses because your “character is gay,” and it’s still misogynistic to force the muns of female muses to specifically go into your inbox and tell you that they don’t want to ship with you. it’s still misogynistic to assume that every female muse is going to be after your ain’t shit male muse’s dick just because they’re female. it’s still misogynistic to single female muses out as thirsty when you’re dead-ass the one sitting here banning an entire gender because you only want to ship

it’s ok to only want to ship, btw. it’s ok to run your rp blog as solely ship-based.

it’s not ok to ban female muses. it’s not ok to cover it up with a “IF you jump through 3 flaming hoops into my ask box, i’ll grant you the privilege of having a thread with me lmao!”

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Eliza: who did this Alexander did yoU KNOOOOOOW

Alexander: 

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hello, it’s me

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i’m listening to the last of the hamilton songs on the soundtrack and...holy shit...

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@lookarcund @fractalesque

           “ Care for a drink? ”

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           “ You say that as if the colonies don’t have every right to rebel. We get no say in anything that happens in congress, and you expect us to follow your rules. ”

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                    ❛     ABUSES? YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHO brought you into EXISTENCE? Whose people are responsible for your prospering? You should show GRATITUDE     ❜

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      Her eyes widened as she realized who she was speaking to.

           “Francis! Hell, are you okay?”

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      “Well, hello to you too, petite. What a warm welcome.”

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“ M-My name is Elizabeth a-and I w-want to g-go home!! ”

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                            TO THE LEADER, THE PARIAH,                                THE VICTOR, THE MESSIAH:                                                THIS IS WAR.

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i’m here, i’m queer, and i really wanna interact with some hamilton characters

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❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme

So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.

‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’

‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’ 

‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’

‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’

‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’ 

‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’

‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’

‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’

‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’

‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’

‘ Please try this religion. ’

‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’

‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’

‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’

‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’

‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’

‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’

‘ Hire a samurai. ’

‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’

‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’

‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’

‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’

‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’

‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’

actually a Typhoon

‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’

‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’

‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’

‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’

‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’

‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’ 

‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’

‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’

‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’

‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’

‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’

‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’

‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’

‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’

‘ Can you maybe chill? ’

(scared of russia)

‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’

[You’ve got mail].

‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’

(1) new war request.

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“ Yes, actually. It’s quite a conversation starter. Pretty much every big place you can think of is a person. ”

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“That’s… First, that’s completely impossible and…” He took a step closer, pausing to articulate his words. “Is that really how you start most conversations? You sound absolutely absurd.” 

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“Alfred, you aren’t very good at keeping secrets. I’m sure that you’ll spill the beans eventually.” Eli crossed her arms. Throughout her whole life, there has not been one secret that her brother hadn’t eventually told her, by accident or on purpose.

"I'm a rocket scientist." (mrunitedstates)

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“One time you tried to make a ‘master hugging machine’ which was just a puffy jacket with pillows beneath it. You’re far from any sort of scientist, Alfred.”

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             “ I don’t believe a man who abuses their power to take others deserves any sort of respect, sir. ”

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                    ❛    YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO speak to me like that, COLONY. Show respect to those above you     ❜

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spun the stars on her fingernails, but it never made her happy.

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“ Yeah, it’s sort of hard to explain. But I’m roughly... ” she paused for a moment. " Hell, I don’t know. I stopped keeping track a long time ago. Maybe around 150-ish ?”

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“I’m sorry – what?” 

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