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stephen: um tony what are you doing
drunk tony, burning their marriage certificate: good luck trying to return me without a receipt hehe
stephen, walking away: oh gosh
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bucky: sam, im moving in
sam: wha-
bucky, sitting on the couch he just brought in: too late. im already here
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tony, walking into peter’s room: hey pete want som-
peter, in the corner hugging his knees and rocking back and forth: must find aliens. mUsT FInD AlIEnS. MUST FIND ALIENS
tony: i was gonna ask if you want some juice but i think im just gonna go find a therapist
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thor: [holding his hand out for mjolnir]
steve, holding on to mjolnir flying through the sky, screaming: ASK IF IM HOLDING IT FIRST
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sam: hey bucky
bucky: yea what
bucky:
sam: fuck you
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