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Who? No.. Clove, I don't.. I would never do that to you.. They lied to you.

Finally moving.

Killer.

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.. What?

Finally moving.

Killer.

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Finally moving.

I feel like a human being again.

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She isn't! And pretty much everyone is more important than me. I can be nice sometimes, don't look so shocked. You think I was actually gonna make you do this on your own? I want to help you and be there for you and the baby.. forever.. I would buy you clothes if I could. Anyway, I know! Parents, actual parents. How are yours, by the way? I bet they aren't happy that you're here now, are they?.. Hmm.. I'll behave, Glim. You think I'm cute? Even in this state? I knew you loved me. Eh, I guess it was kinda hot. Anyway.. Like.. when? Can I have an example?..

All the time, pretty much. Maybe not as much as I feel like I did, but I did. I won't, it doesn't matter now anyway. I want to get up now. This is getting so irritating. Anyway, I do love fighting with you. You're feisty. It's fun. Wh y not?..

Private

Mhm, sure. Oh please, who could be more important than you? That’s..nice of you though. Well, I’m glad that you’ve at least admitted it, although it seems totally unfair for you to be enjoying this. Because! I’ve decided that I’m not doing this alone, and seeing as you basically did this to me, you’re gonna deal with it too. Sure I do. Buy me some clothes from the thousands of available shops and then we’ll talk. Oh my God Marv, we’re going to be parents! This will sound stupid but I actually never thought about it like that- what the fuck! I’m not even sure I’m dealing being away from my own parents let alone.. being one! Oh God..  Oh, you’re very welcome. Well, it’s going to be even longer if you don’t watch it! But- you’re cute, and I missed you too. Humiliating? No, I think you mean hot yet hilarious- all start with ‘h’, probably why you were confused. You.. say one thing and then do another and.. come back- I don’t know.. how to explain it.. just, whatever.

I don’t- when..did you -say that..? ..Don’t- tell me that. Good, don’t forget that. Well, I’d love that, but you’ll give up soon, don’t worry. You seem to enjoy fighting with me too much to start agreeing with everything I say. I.. can’t.

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Nah, I don't think she is. She looks like she's getting close to better and more important people than me, so good for her. i'm happy for her. I know you are. Well, fine. I figure life's too short to not enjoy yourself, right? Why would I wish you killed me? I'm confused.. Stop it, come on. You look beautiful. Yeah, it does sound weird, but kind of cool and exciting all at the same time. Like.. we're gonna have a baby soon.. Parents. Weird. Anyway, I know you will and thank you. Hey! I'm sorry, I just missed you, okay? I'm allowed to be horny, it's been months. Yes, hilarious. Whatever you say. More like humiliating. Anyway.. confusing-- how?..

Yeah! I don't get how you don't remember.. I did a little bit, at one point, so yeah. Thank you. I know you can kick my ass. I'm just going to start agreeing with everything you say to spare myself from getting in trouble. I need you to promise.

Private

But… she is… um..awkward for you. You’re sure of that? Because I’m not. And I’m always right, remember? Erm..okay, well I’m not getting it, so.. Oh hush, sure you do. You’re enjoying it, and I’m glad one of us is. If you want another one, you’re gonna have to get that one yourself. I’m not going to kill you, but then again, you’ll probably wish I did. Oh yes, I love not fitting into any of my clothes, it’s so cute. Do.. don’t you think it sounds weird? ‘Our baby’. Like.. what. Ha, uh, I promise I’ll try my hardest not to..! You really are. I will hit you because you are a horny little fucker and you keep twisting my words and it’s annoying! Of.. oh my god, of course you’re not usually gay! That’s why it’s hilarious! Because.. he won’t be as fun to tease. I.. don’t think you..- you’re just.. confusing.. I don’t know.

….No. wh-what?! No.. don’t start telling me you wanted to die in there, that… uh. Well.. you’re.. welcome..? Yes. Yes I am. Don’t you forget that I can always kick your ass! ..Again..,not promising anything.

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What if she does? She thinks.. she has to think I'm heartless because I wasn't upset over.. Sebastian and.. I didn't give her a lot of reasons to believe that I loved her.. and-- she's my best friend, Hanna.. She has to come back..

S-Spencer..

Trust me, she- she won’t hold a grudge over that. I’m sure she knows you love her, Marvel. She doesn’t hate you. Yes, they’ll be back. They have to be. 

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How do you know that? I just-- The last time I talked to her.. we were fighting. Over.. fucking Sebastian, which is.. strangely not surprising.. She hates me.. What if she--?.. Are you sure they'll be back soon?..

S-Spencer..

I don’t know it’s just..

We’ll get them back soon, Marvel. They’ll be safe again. 

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No! Did you see, they took her away! They hurt her.. They r-- I think they...--

Why?..

S-Spencer..

I.. I know. I miss her too. I hate- seeing this.. but we just.. we’ll get them soon. Shouting wont help, come on. 

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S-Spencer..

What did they do to her?! What the fuck is this?!.. Why do we have to watch this? Why the fuck aren't we doing something for them?!

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I don't think so.. That's exactly why I'm hoping you won't be mean to her because you think she's obsessed with me. Ahh, stop, I'm plenty hateable, I'm sure of that. It definitely is, I don't know how you aren't getting it. What?! No! I am sorry, I feel bad that you don't like being all.. pregnant. I didn't mean for it to happen, don't kill me! I do think it's cute. Look at you, you're adorable. And our baby.. and.. it's perfect. Don't kill her either please.. Anyway, you are perfect and I'm not weird for thinking so.. Why would you hit me?! I know, I know. I'm not usually gay, just when they make us all unnaturally horny. Why not him too?! No.. Glim, Don't-- Don't look so sad.. Tell me what's wrong..

My angel.. You don't remember me calling you that?.. And you helped me, you know, in the Arena.. I wanted to live because of you. I know you are, you are just amazing at video games.. Please don't kill each other. I would not be happy. 

Private

I’m sure she can read minds.. Eh.. I’m not promising you anything. Besides, it’s not like she won’t still be obsessed with you just because I say something.. ‘mean’. I mean, you’re you. You’re too cute to hate. So, don’t worry about it. What- it’s not obvious at all? But.. okay. Oh look at your face, you’re so not sorry! You may have not meant to, but you did, and you’re gonna pay for it. Oh you would think its cute, ugh. It’s a pain okay, I keep running into things and I swear I’ll accidently kill her and then it’ll be so awkward. Oh shutup. Me, perfect?! You’re still weird-at least that hasn’t changed. Don’t make me hit an injured guy. Of course I was laughing- you, gay?! I loved every second of it. No, I won’t bug the poor guy, only you. ..I don’t..- ah, we shouldn’t..

You- you’re.. what?! I know, especially in those stupid video games. I’m awesome at them. Again, not promising anything. But I’m positive the feeling is mutual so..one of us will have to die in the end. Oops. 

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Well, I dunno, Glim! I can't read minds. Okay, well, you'll be nice, right? You won't say anything mean to her? Uhh.. Well, I think that's pretty obvious, but I'd be willing to show you again. I'm sorry! I can be thoroughly and completely honest when I say that I didn't mean to.Personally, I think your stomach is the cutest thing I've ever seen. As for your ass.. We both know how I feel about that. I think you look perfect. Fuck me, really? Well, if you're offering.. You should be proud of me. You were laughing?! Ugh, you should make fun of him too, then. No.. I do want to know..

Uhh.. Right. You might be my angel, but you can mean as hell when you want. You always win with me, Glim. Oh Jesus, please don't kill her. Can't you two just.. not talk?

Private

Oh please, that’s a shitty excuse. Nope, I’m gonna ask. If it gets you better quicker, than..? Oh do I? How so? But, it sounds like a plan to me, so whatever. Oh yeah, that’s right. You gave me a huge stomach- and a huge ass at that. Fuck you, seriously. You sure did- I’m so proud of you baby Marv. I totally did. Oh no, be curious, it was hot. And fucking hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing. …uh, I really don’t think you want to know.

I’m never mean, I don’t know who you were talking to… Oh goodie, I like it when I win. No it won’t be, I think.. I think I might kill her…? Still undecided, but leaning towards definitely.

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No boyfriends!

Yepp, that's what I thought.

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Er.. Uh.. Yeah, she is. She's really smart, but maybe she just didn't want to make it worse? I guess magic can go wrong. Nah, I don't think you should ask her. I'll be okay. Fuck yes, we are definitely doing that. You deserve it. Uh.. Excuse you, you should know better than anyone what a giver I am. I know, I learned from the best. You did not?! Is it weird that I'm kind of curious to watch it. Oh.. what are you judging me for then, Glim? 

Stop making me feel bad, you were mean first. But you're cute and I can't be mean for long, so you'll always win that one. Eh just.. means I feel kind of awkward about it, but it'll be alright.

Private

Pff, isn’t she meant to be the greatest witch ever or some shit? Why the sudden hesitation, she’s done it before. Ugh please, I’ll ask her myself if I have to. Hah, okay, let’s do that. Should be interesting. A giver?! Who the hell put that idea in your head?!

-I’m joking. Well I mean.. you give good when you do, anyway. Hmm, we’ll see. It was hot, I’m pretty sure I filmed it and everything. No judgement… for that pairing anyway. No I’m not, don’t be mean to me. Eh..?

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Oh.. Er.. Well, she offered, but I guess they're pretty bad and at first she was kinda nervous to do it. I don't feel like I'm really in the position to ask anything of her.. Well, if you don't want to teach, I can just show you certain things that I've learned from you and you can tell me if I pass. I really am a giver, after all. Maybe that way I can earn hearing your view point. I'm sure we were. I bet it was hot. It was good for me, I won't lie. Everyone experiments. Well you are a jerk, jerk. Eh..