hi! i'm john but most people call me marty and i own a horse, which a lot of people seem to be surprised about. don't ask me about my horse. john/19/m/california
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hell yeah!
damn RIGHT she is.
#sorry!#i haven't been here for a month or so?#or else i definitely would have attended the welcome back minnie party.
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i am alarmed to find that tumblr user ro8osexual has come back. i called for them, baby come back, and they doth do such.
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xrigami said: I left
even mom is on my side. goodbye davey.
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i can't get back in and now you're never going to fill up that game.
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orangecockalypse said: i don’t accept memekind
you kicked me out.
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HE KICKED ME OUT.
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absylphe said: Me Too
well, you can't say that we didn't try.
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one time i tried to take down the hierarchy but then i tripped and skinned my knee and decided to never try to do anything ever again.
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i keep barely missing mafia games. how could this happen to me?
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pro tip: don't tease people over things that might make them nervous!
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huh!
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i found an egg on the floor.
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