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#monster naoki urasawa#monster anime#The absolutne classic of a joke#yes it is and i find it very funny
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#the scar on my middle finger: i was unloading the dishwasher and i dropped a glass jug#i saved my family some place in the kitchen cabinet 😊
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the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side
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eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore
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I love this boy a normal amount
(Prints 🐤)
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Dick and Raven being burdened by the desire to solve the world's problems.
The New Titans #71
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watching atla for the first time
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my sillies
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Just thinking about them.
Batman and Robin #24
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i’m a little stressed rn so i wanted to draw bruce putting on clark’s flannel when he thinks no one is looking…. and dick <3
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Bruce is like God is because he loves everyone so it is hard for you to feel like he loves you specially. When your father will die for anyone what does it mean when you know he will die for you?
#and if your father will die for anyone#eventually you’ll learn that love means throwing yourself on an altar to die for someone else’s salvation#prev tags#jesus christ man#literally#bruce wayne#dc comics
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dick grayson & bruce wayne
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be Dick grayson -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop performing -> you can never stop
#the performance is a never ending spectacle#the light is always on you#dick grayson#that's rough buddy
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I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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vashwood as tweets + textposts
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Day 1: Smoke
#they make a little bit insane a tiny bit#scrumptious colors#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#vashwood#trigun
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