Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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i wonder what the girl im going to marry is doing right now
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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid
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one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”
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If you’re having a bad day, just watch this until it gets better :D
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whoever mentioned chris potentially being the benefactor fuck you because that's all I can think about right now and it's breaking down everything I know and trust
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dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
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