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I really wish Eric Derekson could meet one of the Jims or Wilford or literally anyone with the slightest bit of light in them. There is so much darkness in that man’s poor life and dear lord he needs a sunshiny and caring friend to pull him into the light and away from his father. Idk it is 3am and i feel bad

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Talk trash

Get stabbed

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Murder, murder!

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Eyyy, it’s YouTube rewind picture

You think I’m not gonna draw this aesthetically pleasing shit?

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a lovely collab i did with my lovely husband @bootlegmarkiplier!! i lined and he colored! 

check out the other piece that he posted!

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you know I’m right

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so if WKM took place in 1930…

2017-1930 = 87 years ago

Wilford was 28, same age as Mark

1930-28=1902

and so 2017-1902=115

Wil is 115 years old

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why can I so easily picture Wilford as the living embodiment of a video game glitch

like

I can see him doing all of this

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HELP IM LAUGHING

I LOG INTO YOUTUBE

AND

TWINS

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RE: The Post™️ and CONCERNS

#1 —> The post as a whole is woefully inaccurate and boils down to a game of telephone where things are easily misinterpreted. For example, the question regarding Thomas Sanders was not “would you ever interact with him?” It was “will your EGOs ever interact with Thomas Sanders’ egos” to which I responded, “no.” Thomas Sanders is a sweetheart as far as I know.

#2 —> We spoke on and off throughout the entire day. The full breadth of our conversation (and the context necessary to understand it) was not, and could not, be fully translated into a simple text post. I’m not attacking their credibility, nor am I attacking them, nor am I truly angry with them for making the post. However, I want to clarify that important information can get lost if someone were to walk away from a conversation with me.

#3 —> I’m not planning to quit YouTube anytime in the near future. I mentioned that I have plans beyond YouTube because I don’t expect to be doing the same thing I’m doing now until I’m old, and considering that I’m going to be entering my 30’s next year my mind is obviously thinking about how that decade of my life will shape up. I’ve told YOU guys this, but again, things can get easily misinterpreted.

#4 —> I don’t want anyone to think negatively about the person in question because of this. I don’t want ANYONE to be upset with them or attack them in any way. I’m still very happy the they were able to join the shoot, I’m happy that the Make-A-Wish Foundation was able to coordinate this, and I am glad to have spent time with them. It’s unfortunate that things that were discussed in confidence somehow got mangled and delivered to you guys with no verification.

#5 —> I messaged the person who posted it to take the post down but I also felt the need to cut the problem off with this explanation before it got any worse. Thank you for not panicking!

-Mark

P.S. —> I am not “abandoning” the egos after this next video. I have no idea where this line came from but it’s flat out wrong.

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Follow up: I met Markiplier through Make-A-Wish

Here are things I asked:

1. Will Pamela Horton ever play Darkiplier?

A: SHH SECRETS

2. House theory- Wilford and Celine had the affair because of house

A: MORE SECRETS but he also said a variety of things. MatPat’s theory is “cute,” but pretty far off. He wouldn’t blend Actor Mark and himself, they’re two separate characters and he wants to keep them separate. He wants us to trust him, he emphasized that he feels it’s very important that his fan base trust when he says he’s donating to charity or whatever. Which is counterintuitive in some ways, but whatever.

3. Who whispers “Hey! Help!” in WKM right before the green?

A: Celine.

4. Will you ever interact with Thomas Sanders?

No, he said.

5. Can you yeet please? & 6. Can you do Wilford saying “I love bananas” please?

https://youtu.be/3IPvJ-wUMIY

7. Is Dark really only the bad parts?

A: yes. But he creates for himself. He doesn’t mind whether we like it or not, or how we interpret it.

8. Who has the cane now?

A: Dark. Damian physically picked it up. It’s not an important detail though, it’s just symbolic.

Other things:

He put an interesting amount of emphasis on moving on to do other things besides YouTube in his 30s. Like, quitting YouTube entirely and moving on to whatever else. He didn’t seem happy with it anymore, but he has plans, big plans. He told me briefly that he’s writing a movie script. He wants to abandon the egos after the next ego video.

Oh yeah. And one more thing.

https://youtu.be/XDdjG-gnQZA

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Ded

Day 20 freak accident

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At the risk of pissing people off…

I work in the screen printing industry. Everyday I see a whole slew of apparel brands that I have to embellish. I also see the price tags and the invoice that goes along with customizing them.

Those prices on CloakBrand… shockingly… pretty on point.

Believe it or not. They are actually priced better than some brands out there 😮😮😮

So cheaply made cheaply priced brands like Gildan, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom… your looking at $8-$12-$17 Hoodies. Meh quality. Meh fitting.

Middle priced and fairly well made brands like NextLevel, Canvas, Bella… now your talking $20-$25-$40 for said Hoodies. Why? Cuz they are fancier and fit better and feel nicer.

Now when it comes to the big brands….Nike, Adidas, Under Armor… you know the fancy designed stuff, well made, super comfy? Those are literally $50-$75-$85 a pop!!

That’s right $85 each AND that’s before I put my work into it by embellishing it with a multicolor custom design…. So now its upping the price even more by the time it’s said and done for shipping.

Crazy right?!??

I know, trust me I know, shit is expensive!!

BUT seeing that, I hope you wont blame Mark and Jack for the baseline price of the apparel they put together. It’s just industry standard.

And CloakBrand not only has printed embellishments, they seem cut well and good quality and sized for everyone.

You don’t see that kinda care, with all types of people in mind, when it comes to some of the bigger brand names. Tho you should cuz that’s what you are paying for right?!

So, yes, I get the the prices knock your socks off! The prices I see at work are astronomical sometimes…I get scared at work to even have to touch the expensive stuff for fear of messing even ONE up….😳

Please rest assure you are indeed paying for the high quality of your product and not just blowing up Mark and Jacks pockets because they feel like it.

I hope y’all can save up enough to get something soon… I know I will be too!

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they are literally up to no good…

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Lord pls someone rp with me

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Mark preparing for ego content: mmmhhmmmm…. time to livestream eating pretzels and drinking from my Very Big water bottle… what, you all want to see Dark? I don’t know. I don’t know if you deserve Dark. He has STANDARDS you guys.. no, back off, back off. I don’t have any secrets! No secrets to tell! You’re not getting nothing out of ol’Markimoo! NO I SEE YOU IN CHAT! I SEE YOU ALL COMPLAINING. Whiners, whiners, all of you, geez… Nothing is happening. I don’t. know. what you’re all talking about. *insert sulking noises (he’s spent the last three months writing, filming, directing, and editing a whole damn movie for us)*

Jack preparing for ego content: Robin. It’s time. PREPARE THE GLITCHES. SOMEoNE GET ME MY RIPPED BLACK SKINNY JEANS AND A NERF GUN. THIS IS HAPPENinG PEOPLE. oh you want to see Chase??? *pulls lit dynamite out from behind his back* THEN GET READY FOR CHASE!! I WILL HAVE TEARS! I WILL HAVE FIRE! ANTI’S GOING TO KILL US ALL AND IT WILL BRiNG THIS COMMUNITY TO ITS KNEES!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MERCY, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ….. looks good, yep, post it. okay yeah let me just check how they’re doing… oh, they’re so excited!! thanks, you guys are the best, this is so much fun, love you! <3

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THE TOUR DOCUMENTARY WILL PREMIERE ON OCTOBER 13th. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COINCIDENTAL ABOUT THAT DATE. DO NOT CHECK YOUR CALENDARS. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

WATCH AND ENJOY. WATCH AND ENJOY. WATCH AND ENJOY.