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* &. IMESSAGE / OPEN.

damien: this weekend has been so crazy

damien: i thot it was just a dream but i guess not RealityIsABitch amirite

marisol: Life.Is.A.Highway.

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“i actually took a video of myself doing the dab next to tanya’s body. i was thinking of showing my mom the video, but i feel like she wouldn’t find it funny.”

“i know right? and they all fuckin’ white, dude. i hate white people. sure, marisol. might even do the dab and shit.”

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“i.... actually never thought about that. what the fuck, honestly. but don’t you think aliens are, like, super advanced? like it probably takes them a few hours to travel here, because those ufo sightings have to be real. i wonder if they’re actually trying to make like a hybrid species with humans and aliens, that’s what i hear from people sometimes. have you ever heard of star children? 

“ yes, yes, yes, yes ! oh my god, it’s like you just took the words right out of my mouth. it just boggles my brain how people look down on the belief in aliens as if it isn’t perfectly logical and scientific fact that they must exist. personally i believe that the reason we haven’t found other life yet is because our plant is stuck in a particularly barren area of the universe. like, i can just see other planets and solar systems interacting with each other and knowing about each other but we’re just stuck out here isolated in like, the antarctica of the universe! or like america before it was discovered by the europeans- the aliens don’t even know that we’re here. ”

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@fawx: @marisatan yes ofc fuk i look like 2 u

@marisatan: @fawx idk... i hope i dont get in trouble with these pics i only took them 4 memories

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“well, hey. her death has been ruled an accident so, there you go. there’s no murderer out there. she was just being stupid. but, i must admit, it would be pretty interesting if there was a murderer out there. don’t you agree?”

“huge prank gone wrong? is that what you’re saying? because clearly, someone is dead. and if even if this is a prank, it’s not for the laughs; it’s a fucking murder, you hear me? the murderer is still out there somewhere and needs to be caught because if they can do this under our noses swiftly, they can do it again. what if they’re some sort of psycho on the loose? would that make us all potential victims, then?”

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“yeah. you missed out on a lot. a lot of us took pictures with the dead body, it was pretty fun.”

“jesus, sounds like i really missed out,” andie droned, ignoring the pit in her stomach. if only missing the action included missing the news altogether. life just wasn’t fair.

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"i don’t know, this could just be a really good prank. if it is, i hope we’re being recorded and then we get put on the internet. that would be pretty cool, being famous on the internet.”

❛ i think everyone is more worried there is a killer in the midst but why would i ever ? putting the fact my OWN sister was murdered aside, i’ve seen too many horror movies to know what happens to the idiots who wander off and try to figure it out on their own. i’d rather just sit here until the police show and i can finally leave. ❜

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“maybe i’m just that shocked, and maybe my mind isn’t processing the situation right now, but i am scared. scared what might happen to me now that there’s probably a killer running around. like wow, tonight could be my last night. don’t cry, what’s that saying they always use in movies? oh, yeah. you don’t look pretty when you cry. 

“my, aren’t you a nice shade of emotionally prepared tonight? might wanna start pretending you have feelings, mar… before people start getting suspicious, y’ken? i’m not going to CRY for her, but i might shed a few tears for myself.”

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“you’re completely right. i don’t see why people are starting to act like they cared for her when earlier, no one decided to go to her party? send them to me! you know, we should take some pictures with her body. peace signs, duck lips, all that good stuff.”

“dude, this party so wild. it was a MESS from the start because that tanya chick cancelled her party because no one even knew she existed but now she’s D E A D. holy shit, i’m livin’ right now. i took some PICS, wanna see ‘em?” 

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“you know, you should give in and do what most people are doing and take pictures with the dead body. but i must admit, i wonder who’s next. and who the fuck would wanna kill us? instead, why not some soccer moms? the killer is clearly pathetic.”

“This has got to be some kind of a SICK joke. This CAN’T be happening.”

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"great minds think alike? i don’t get why people don’t think aliens are real, like seriously. there’s galaxies, and in this one alone, there’s so much we haven’t seen. planets we haven’t visited. i like to think that we’re like, the bacteria of aliens. like they’re our parents, or something.”

“that’s.. that’s exactly what i’m trying to say- they have to be real! some people just can’t handle the truth about it all but you- you’re real. i like you.”

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@fawx: uhhhh yIkes???

@marisatan: @fawx hey did u take pics with the body

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“all of you can stop pretending like you actually cared for tanya. the only thing we should be worrying about is, who killed her. now, this could go both ways. we could pull a scooby doo and try to figure out who killed her, or be like those white teens and wander around looking for something, or someone. maybe, this is just a huge prank. thoughts?”

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“ i mean, it’s better than saying bigfoot. or like, the mothman. plus, aliens have to be real. there’s so much we don’t know, so much the government is hiding from us. so, yeah.”

“ i don’t understand how you don’t believe that it’s totally plausible that the reason this rec center isn’t used any more is because an alien spaceship crash landed into it and so our government had to try and cover it up. i know, i know it sounds silly- but listen- i have a point here ! it’s always aliens man, always. ”

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“too bad i don’t care about kids and their feelings. those yellow fucks are everywhere. they didn’t deserve their own money, but yet, here we are. ”

“banana na-na-na! i’m sorry i had to. aw, but come one those squishy yellow things aren’t that bad. they make kids happy and that’s what counts right?” 

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“that’s great if you think i have bigger things to worry about other than the hate i have for minions, but sadly, i do not. so, there you go. there may be a killer running around, or whatever, but i couldn’t care less. if i get murdered, at least people know i hate minions.”

❛ don’t you have other things to worry about ? because in the grand scheme of things, worrying about people liking something as simple as minions shouldn’t be at the top of your list of priorities. ❜