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Katniss, oblivious: My dad sang me this song, I miss him very much. This is a forest where he used to take me. I learned to swim in this lake.
Coriolanus Snow:




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My morning glory doesnāt like the wind chime
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I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and itās constantly funny to me
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting āpotassium, potassiumā and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere


i wasnāt joking
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Thereās a quote from Bert where he says heās āknown big bird since he was a little birdā and the thought of it makes my heart cry so hereās that
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Iām pretty sure that as far as āinfuriating helmets youād hate to see before you get stabbedā go, this one is definitely up there

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make āskincare smoothiesā is because they arenāt being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
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