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Prue Halliwell (1970-2001)

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How could she think that I could live without her?

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In the Shadow of Two Gunmen Part 2 shooting script

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JANEL MOLONEY: I loved Brad, and I still love Brad, and I think it would be a big fat lie to say that we did not have a mutual, ongoing, seven-year crush on each other. BRADLEY WHITFORD: Guilty.

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I do remember one time, this moment where I turned around and let Brad sign something on my back. I kind of bent over when I turned and I thought, “Oh, that was naughty.” Those little moments… we would find these little flirtatious things… All those things were a lot of fun. - Janel Moloney

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“…sometimes I think about Scully as Mulder’s human credential.”

Inside The X-Files (FX special, Season 5 DVD box set) Featured episodes: Memento Mori (4x14)  |  Paper Hearts (4x10)

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Master Twitter Fuckery Post

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The X-Files: Pilot (September 10th, 1993)

Happy 25th Anniversary to THE X-FILES! 👽

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#same mulder same

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Mulder and Scully in THE X-FILES: season 1.

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I was in love. He died. (insp)

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every episode of house ever

*episode opens with patient going about their every day life*

patient: owww my everything

*patient goes to hospital*

house: okay guys got any ideas

literally everyone: ehh probably meningitis

house: well you're wrong give him a lumbar puncture

foreman: house despite you being the head of our team we obviously know more than you

house: *joke about foreman being black*

foreman:

house:

foreman:

house:

chase: hey cameron you wanna bang later

cameron: fuk u

chase: eyyy she wants me ;0

patient: oww my everything

cameron: the patient is getting worse house what do we do

house: pfff fuck if i know

cameron: damn house you suck you're a terrible doctor he obviously has meningitis

house: give him some drugz idk

cameron: wow guys did you hear house telling us to give the patient drugs? damn he's a great doctor wouldn't you just like to bang him?

chase: >:(

cuddy: house go work in the clinic

house: no

cuddy: do it or else

house: ugh fine

*insert some comic-relief scene of house in the clinic with a dumb patient*

*meanwhile the first patient gets worse*

patient: owww now my eyes are green

chase: house his eyes are green and he is literally on the brink of death what do we do

*INSERT 30 SECOND LONG MONTAGE OF HOUSE GOING OVER THE FACTS*

house: gREEN EYES?! THIS IS A SIGN OF TITTY DEFLATION!

*insert a 3D animation of how the disease works with voice over of how it works*

house: only a shot of the super-duper-illegal anti-titty deflation vaccine that has not yet been made legal can save him now

cuddy: NO

house: YES

cuddy: NO

house: YES

cuddy: NO

house: fuk u bitch i do what i want lmao cuddy? more like slutty ayyyy

*house gives patient cure*

patient: wow, doctor! by some miracle you've cured me! And even the chronic pain in my back was fixed!

house: yet another symptom of your titty deflation

wilson: how did he have titty deflation? he doesn't have titties

house: shut up, wilson, you were probably irrelevant this episode

*"You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays*

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such a long time getting here… sometimes it’s just a journey, you know? 

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#look at where we are, look at where we started 

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There’s only one Tree Hill, and it’s a soul destroying heart breaking mind crushing piece of trash your home.