jude/jay - he, 29 years old, white. taurus. huge fan of the english language & flowers.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Transmascs on t, this info is super helpful and interesting! Basically, here's what you can expect over the first few years of HRT. I wish I'd been able to find a chart like this when I started.
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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Hey so fun new scam just dropped! I got a call earlier today from someone spoofing the local police department's desk number, asking me if there was a reason I'd missed my jury summons this morning.
Friends, I had not received a jury summons for this month. Which I told him, at which point his previously clear diction suddenly turned into a rapid mumble, only becoming clear for scary words like 'federal' and then asking to confirm my address, at which point I hung up and decided to call the police department later.
When I called the police department the desk officer sounded so tired y'all. All I had to say was "Hey I got a call earlier saying I missed jury duty this morning?" and she immediately sighed and told me that yes it was a scam that was going around and thanked me for calling to confirm.
So this is your periodic reminder that law enforcement agencies will not call you to tell you that you're in trouble. If you need to pay a fine of some sort they will mail you a physical invoice. Anyone calling you saying they're from the police or any other law enforcement organization (up to the CIA and yes I have heard of scammers attempting to impersonate CIA agents over the phone) who then tries to get financial information from you over the phone is a scammer.
I know I actually bang on about this a weird amount, but it is my fervent hope that the information will stick in peoples' brains if they get randomly selected for the adrenaline spike lottery. Scammers use scary words to get you to panic in order to shut down your critical thinking, and if even one person's brain spits out "Tumblr user waterhobbit said the cops/CIA/federal marshalls don't call about this shit" before their bank account routing number is in the hands of assholes I will consider it a job well done.
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"Rest." — INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.05 | "Don't be afraid. Just start the tape."
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Bad news gang, I'm still poor and can't even cover all my needs. I started my new job on the 16th of November and I was under probation until December 16th so I didn't get paid for Thanksgiving break. we get paid the 15th and 31st since I was new and started in the middle of the pay period I didn't get paid the 31st so I was late on my rent and I try to budget out my bills so I pay rent one check and bills the other so I'm not assed out like I am now but I don't have enough to pay for things I absolutely need so I'll break it down: bus pass expires on the 19th and that's $45 (I can make due with a weekly for $15 since I only have work next week but it would be nice to go to the library/museum free days/see friends/etc on my christmas break) my furniture rental is $79 (I had to get a new bed because my old mattress was making my back hurt and I was afraid it would be permanent I couldn't go grocery shopping as I have $8.98 left and I usually spend about $100-$150 for groceries for two weeks. my health insurance is due but I don't have an appointment until January and I haven't got a letter saying they're dropping me so I'm not super worried by it's $44 I would like to pay my gym $28 but that's not a necessity.
bus pass/groceries/furniture- $224
all that plus health insurance payment/gym membership - $296
I'm a toddler teacher that faced a near eviction this year trying to hold it together. I know it's christmas and most people are having trouble with inflation so please do not feel bad if you can't but if you could reblog this I'd appreciate it
venmo - xandrachantal
paypal - [email protected]
cashapp - $jocedun94
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Sebastiane (1976) // dir. Derek Jarman, Paul Humfress
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if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”
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