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Under Paris *minor spoilers*

Watching the new creature feature on Netflix, and quite enjoying it. So far, though, the most unrealistic bit in this movie - which I will remind you, friends, is about mutant sharks driven mad by climate change laying silent siege to gay Paris via the Seine - is the cops gently and compassionately helping a homeless encampment gear up and disburse before all the tourists arrive for the big athletic event.

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lesbians can't write normal romance novels. their characters can't just like each other and kiss and say "i love you." it's always shit like "if i was a lonely midwife who lived at the edge of a seaside village in the mid-1800s and i found you in labor in the middle of a storm in the marsh behind my house i would take you inside and help you deliver your baby even if you didn't speak my language and i would protect you and your baby if it was born looking markedly unhuman, and if your husband was abusive and creepy and weird i would help you escape and let you get away with his murder, and if after all of that i found out you were a selkie i would give you the sealskin your now-dead husband stole from you so that you would be free and i would wait for you to return every time you went away to sea while caring for your son as if he were my own." and honestly that's a 10/10 from me. straight authors, take notes.

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just finished a sweet sting of salt and came to tumblr to look at fanart and the like, and found out that it has barely been out for a month?? anyways someone pls draw my little darlings so my poor imageless brain can see them 👀

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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the thing is. so many posts out there are like ADHD is NOT 'oooh a squirrel'. i gotta be honest besties. sometimes it is a bit ooh a squirrel. i do in fact have to make sure i am facing away from the window while working. lest i be distracted by squirrel antics

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I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TAI. I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.

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Jennifer Coolidge is the only person alive who could believably play a live action miss piggy, in this essay i will

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who will win? a bunch of fully adult pirates or a handful of absolutely feral children?

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For a while now I've been wanting to try painting over the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Webb telescope. When I was a kid I thought the earlier version looked like a bunch of dragons racing to the sky, and I think the new pic looks even more like it, so, here they are~

For reference, same crop of the photo under the cut.

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video of all time

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