manettheeternalelir

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>be me >22 year old baby trans in the Most Serene Republic of Greater Caliphornia, year of our lord 2069 >no talents or skills aside from a mastery of the Hissatsu Ougi >(my parents were transphobic ninjas) >like not to brag but I am so unbelievably good at stabbing people >doesn’t exactly qualify me for a desk job tho >too many brain problems for UBI qualifications >wtf the U stands for ‘universal’ how do I not qualify for something universal >whatever fine >try to become a hit(wo)man for los Norteños, they kick me out once they learn I’m actually filipina >(yes my parents were filipino ninjas don’t worry about it) >run into middle-aged academic lady named Maria who’s apparently a big name with the Poaster’s Guild >somehow charm her with my complete lack of skills, charisma, and/or personal hygiene >she says I should join the Westphalian Polycule of Seattle >I do >grad school TA milfs dress me up while I ramble about swords >I’m in heaven >until some lady starts asking me questions about some shit I don’t know anything about >wait this isn’t swords >panic >”uhh… sure?” >”hmm I see interesting” >next day people start acting colder to me >what >ask Maria wtf is going on >apparently I got tricked into taking a stance on some contentious discourse topic and now everyone’s saying I’m a crypto-nobunaguista >said it was probably Vycky, apparently she’s jealous of the attention I’ve been getting >bump into Vycky later that day >instincts kick in >stab her >wait shit oh shit shit shit that wasn’t Vycky >I can’t just stab some random girl and then leave tho, that would send the totally wrong message >and also morally wrong or whatever >drop random girl off at the hospital >fucking. Vycky is there in the hospital lobby >too many witnesses around >I decide that the only rational response to this chain of events is to leave the Westphalian Polycule of Seattle without saying a word to anyone >and steal a bunch of estrogen on my way out >ontheroadagain.VR

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I don't have much new analysis to add, I just think its very interesting to look at how Cat and Akua interpret the same event so differently.

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pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

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kink but make it about a young witch trying to solve the mystery of her neighbor's missing cat in a small village in the alps

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romance story you think is going to be a slow burn except character A suggests fake dating For Reasons and character B immediately responds, delighted, "holy shit you're in love with me" and then the actual relationship plot is A desperately trying to deny this because they have not been allowed their requisite several months to ease into the idea romance is on the cards here for real while B is like. yes i know you have issues, you're very repressed, im tragically into this, but sweetheart. darling. we could be kissing right now.

A keeps trying to bolt from the mortifying ordeal of being known and B keeps yelling no take backsies

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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

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I have zero skin in this game but I gotta say, i think im kinda sad with how little impact this had. Homestuck is trending below the fucking Netflix Wednesday show! Feels like I'm bearing witness to some great and honored predecessor getting beaten by some upstart nobody. What have we come to? Where even are we?

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how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

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😭

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when i was little i thought martha’s vineyard was a literal vineyard owned by martha stewart

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once they integrate AI girlfriends into MMO dailies it's over for the 2000 year pursuit of truth, beauty and goodness

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What happens after we die?

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Bit of a shot in the dark here, but would any of y'all happen to know if a good compilation of fae myths? I need to read through a whole bunch, ideally from different cultures, for a project I'm working on, and I've done some cursory googling but haven't quite found what I'm looking for. What I'm most interested in is bargains and bindings, but I'm also just kind of looking for everything.

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new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

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Im starting to think your fetish isn't based in Marxist theory...

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