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its been 2 weeks at once, actually. in only 3 days. to him.

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So, I kinda love rendering armor now.

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This is so sad I’m so sad, Yoda has lived through nine hundred years of loss and pain and he still loves so much and every time he knows it will end with a loss and he still picks that over the dark side he chooses to love and to suffer for it for every student he had for every student he will have that will cause him a heartbreak or die before him and he still wouldn’t trade it for anything else he wants to love people and to love a galaxy that he knows is cruel even if it causes pain i’m not okay i’m not okay yoda loves and suffers for it

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Hey brother Do you still believe in one another? Hey sister Do you still believe in love I wonder? Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do

(more star wars angst hours in lyric comic form, thanks for tuning in) 

(song: “hey brother” by avicii) 

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More sibling shenanigans.

OG (I can't find the OG OG so this is as close as it's gonna get :( )

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Alpha-17 views Skywalker as a furious chihuahua and Kenobi as an old hunting hound that bellows whenever he thinks he sees a space squirrel (or a Yavin Code violation, which is basically the same thing as far as Alpha-17 is concerned)

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I've always seen others clone oc, so here's mine lol

They're a living bacteria that morphed into clone armor left from a deceased solider. No one really wants to out them though...

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Haka! This time around is the Wolfpack–had fun on this one. I think some clone squads would teach their generals as well. Usually Wolffe leads, but he has been teaching Plo also. Shoutout to @shiniest-captain for partly inspiring this!

also I know Plo is only supposed to have 4 fingers don’t @ me

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@wolffegirlsunite is trying to kill me off here 🥵🥵🥵 look at our perfect delicious Commander 😍😍😍👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🐺🐺🐺🩶🩶🩶

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Discord discussions were had about the use of A-17's weird kama. The birikad idea won.

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oh. my god I was just writing a fic and I was about to say "he grimaced as if he'd bitten into a lemon" when it occurred to me, hang on, are there lemons in Star Wars? Or are they called something else? Despite the fact that it literally does not matter sksjs I went to google it and I typed in "Star Wars lemons" FORGETTING, in my brief naivety WHAT LEMONS USED TO MEAN

so you can imagine what came up

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I love how if you want to bring Darth Maul back to life for a fanfic you don’t even need to come up with a justification because it’s already canon that he is so angry that he’s somehow effectively immortal.

Maul: (dies in Obi-Wan’s arms after saying something odd about Luke avenging “us,” and I’ve never been sure who he was including in “us” - his dead brothers? Does he see Obi-Wan as needing vengeance on his behalf too?)

Obi-Wan: (buries him in the sand tidily like a cat poo and goes home)

Three or four hours later

Maul (sits up and spits out sand): It’s no good, I tried to be dead but I’m too pissed off.

(shows up at Obi-Wan’s house) You owe me a shirt.

Obi-Wan: I thought I killed you properly this time.

Maul: And yet here we are.

(long awkward pause)

Obi-Wan: Do you mind if it’s beige?

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The TPM novelization fucks me up because bb Anakin says he’s gonna marry Padme basically because he can see the future … and she just believes him

truly i don't think we talk enough about anakin being an actual fortune cookie, forever doomed to predict horrible futures that will come true regardless of what he does; he says in TPM he dreamed of being a jedi, he says this line to padme in the novelization, he repeatedly predicts the terrible deaths of the people he loves. sometimes i like to think that when vader says the emperor has foreseen luke destroying him in ESB, vader's being cagey, and actually he foresaw it, because seeing the deaths of the people he loves in his dreams is somewhat his major malfunction.

do you think as a kid he would wake up from night terrors of burning alive? during the clone wars do you think he jolted awake with the image of his own lightsaber aimed at a child, the ghostly feeling of someone's throat getting crushed under his hands? the echo of you were supposed to destroy the sith, not - and then he can't quite hear the rest of the sentence, it fades delicately with the rest of the dream, but it's skin-crawling, the perpetual knowledge that the long, dark arm of fate is holding the axe right over your neck, and the necks of everyone you love, and there is no force that can stop it. ultimately anakin's life is one of total powerlessness; from slave to the hutts to palpatine's enforcer, anakin can never regain any kind of control over his life, any kind of self-mastery or autonomy. it stands to reason that he would watch his horrible future play out in dreams and then stand by, ineffectual, the power of the universe at his fingertips and it still can't save him. everything he ever wanted is unattainable and impossible. his story is so overwhelmingly terrible it's like crack to me

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i guess it's snowing on coruscant for the first time in millennium

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So yeah… We have the whole cw chaos trio as memes in all their glory now!! This was sooo much fun :D Thank you dinluke server for providing the inspiration!

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i think abt this a lot and may have already posted something to this effect but its funny that mace is widely viewed as cold and mean when hes actually a big fuckin softie he's jst an outwardly stoic person

like

fanon mace: big grumpy meanie

canon mace: wow i love my daughter

also its funny that depa is viewed as soft mom because of kanan's pov but shes actually chaotic af.

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[X]  Lmao. The Alpha Class give no fucks.