I'm a squishy computer piloting a meatsuit on a rock hurtling through infinite nothingness. Transhumanism is already here. We are communicating asynchronously over vast distances in space and time at this very moment. - - - - - nothing matters. we've been dead for millennia without even being aware of it and we'll be dead for millennia more soon enough. - - - - - eat food. read books. be gay. do drugs. write poems. sleep in. work hard if it's something that is important to you. don't do it if it doesn't matter to you. - - - - - Hail Satan. Hail Plurality. Hail Compassion. Hail Solidarity. Hail Me. Hail You.
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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The concept of "love languages" as a totalising picture of relationship dynamics may be pseudoscientific bullshit, but I have to credit the idea's proponents for enabling all those jokes of the format "my love language is [something objectively unhinged]". Top form there.
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hair silky like tofu
ass firm like another kind of tofu
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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable
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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted
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