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emilyscharmers:

Am I?

Mhm and I’m in love with you, not your mom. 

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emilyscharmers:

No, I’m not super picky, just no sushi.

We definitely have that in common. Hate sushi.

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emilyscharmers:

Sure, I think I could be okay with that.

That’s good to know. Have any preference towards cuisine choices?

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emilyscharmers:

I’m free on Tuesday.

Awesome, pick you up at six?

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emilyscharmers:

Why is that?

Because you’re better. 

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emilyscharmers:

Yeah?

Hell yeah. 

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emilyscharmers:

Really?

Really. So when are you free next?

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emilyscharmers:

Oh? You wanna take me to dinner?

Yeah, I’d love to take you to dinner. 

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emilyscharmers:

I’m sorry, I didn’t know.

You don’t have anything to apologize for. 

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emilyscharmers:

She’s just like that, she will be fine with who I end up with so long as they treat me will. 

That’s always important. So, I know you say that you’re fine being on your own and all that but...would you maybe want to get dinner sometime?

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emilyscharmers:

You sure? You and all the other boys in school loved my mom.

Your mom is great and all but I prefer you.

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emilyscharmers:

No, no one ever told me.”

Well now you know, beautiful.

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emilyscharmers:

Well, some of these suburban housewives do have that desperate housewives vibes.

Well they can be desperate elsewhere, I’m not about that life.

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emilyscharmers:

Oh yeah? Sometimes, she really wants me to find a nice doctor and I need to remind her that I am find on my own.

A doctor, huh? What’s wrong with a bartender or even a guy that farms and sells stuff in the local food market? I’m sure that drives her crazy, mothers are just wired to nag kids about relationships I think.

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emilyscharmers:

Gotta love mothers.

Kinda hating mine at the moment. Yours do that at all?

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emilyscharmers:

It’s a diner… honey.

Well I know that but you haven’t seen how these women are with me, babe.

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emilyscharmers:

Wait, really?

Yeah, really. You couldn’t ever tell?