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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
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I don’t know if I can contain my “The Muppet Christmas Carol has better costume design than most Oscar-nominated period dramas” rant until after Thanksgiving you guys, I have…so many Thoughts
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Hey. Hey you. Person who hasn’t seen Wicked yet. I need you to do me a favor. For the love of God, before you watch the movie I need you to watch this video for me first. It is imperative. It is of the utmost importance.
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Because there is absolutely no feeling in the world like having this song start playing in your head the second Elphaba steps into the Wizard’s palace because you KNOW IT’S COMING, and then YOU WILL HAVE AN ANEURISM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
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Dr. Barlow let out a slow sigh. "Have you forgotten already? I went to great pains to make sure that the loris hatched while Alek was in the machine room. So that its nascent fixation would be directed entirely at him."
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"And yet here it is on your shoulder, Mr. Sharp."
Deryn frowned, trying to remember exactly when Bovril had started riding on her shoulder as often as Alek's. "Well, the beastie seems to like me just as much as it does him. And why wouldn't it? I mean, Alek is a barking Clanker, after all."
Dr. Barlow sat down at the map table, shaking her head. "It wasn't designed to bond with two people! Not unless they're..." she narrowed her eyes. "I suppose you and Alek have a rather close friendship, haven't you, Mr. Sharp?"
Dr. Barlow:
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Some old photos of the lego Leviathan I made years ago. Wish I'd had a better camera back then!
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The existence of the winter solstice is a great thing in principle because misery really is easier to bear when you know for a fact that it won't last forever, but the fact that it's on a precise timetable makes it weird. Knowing that it's going to keep on getting steadily worse for exactly nine days and fourteen hours and not a moment longer creates some strange behavioural incentives, is what I mean to say.
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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
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David Gilmour, Isle of Wight Festival, 1969.
Photo : David Hurn.
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parents were amazed how well the dogs walked on leash so in case this trick is more uncommon than I thought here’s my training technique
If a dog pulls on the leash just stop and stand there
that’s it that’s the trick you become a seat belt it works real fast. Start walking again if they stop pulling & even better if you wait until they look at you first (sometimes u might have to call them back to stop pulling if they are a bit dumb)
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