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SnK Season 2 Opening - [The Survey Corps]

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We can’t change what happened… just what happens next.

Erwin Smith (via incorrectaotquotes)

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The most iconic dialogue in the entire series.

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Attack on Titan characters:

Hanij and Levi

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Breaking news: I’m upset the gay can scene was not included.

Bonus:

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Holy shit why am I laughing so hard I need a life

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What the signs need

Aries: a bottle of vodka

Taurus: a sugar daddy

Gemini: some dick tbh

Cancer: fuckboy repellent

Leo: to go on a shopping spree

Virgo: a blunt

Libra: a puppy or kitty

Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper

Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka

Capricorn: their school to burn down

Aquarius: to get their life together tbh

Pisces: better friends

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The Signs’ Relationship Ratings

ARIES:

Emotions - 10%

Romance - 5%

Loyalty - 15%

Sex - 20%

Communication - 20%

Fun - 30%

TAURUS:

Emotions - 20%

Romance - 5%

Loyalty - 50%

Sex - 10%

Communication - 10%

Fun - 5%

GEMINI:

Emotions - 5%

Romance - 10%

Loyalty - 10%

Sex - 20%

Communication - 40%

Fun - 15%

CANCER:

Emotions - 40%

Romance - 20%

Loyalty - 5%

Sex - 20%

Communication - 10%

Fun - 5%

LEO:

Emotions - 10%

Romance - 20%

Loyalty - 20%

Sex - 30%

Communication - 5%

Fun - 15%

VIRGO:

Emotions - 5%

Romance - 5%

Loyalty - 40%

Sex - 20%

Communication - 25%

Fun - 5%

LIBRA:

Emotions - 5%

Romance - 15%

Loyalty - 5%

Sex - 40%

Communication - 30%

Fun - 5%

SCORPIO:

Emotions - 5%

Romance - 15%

Loyalty - 5%

Sex - 50%

Communication - 10%

Fun - 15%

SAGITTARIUS:

Emotions - 20%

Romance - 5%

Loyalty - 5%

Sex - 30%

Communication - 15%

Fun - 25%

CAPRICORN:

Emotions - 15%

Romance - 5%

Loyalty - 40%

Sex - 25%

Communication - 10%

Fun - 5%

AQUARIUS: 

Emotions - 5%

Romance - 15%

Loyalty - 10%

Sex - 20%

Communication - 30%

Fun - 20%

PISCES:

Emotions - 40%

Romance - 30%

Loyalty - 15%

Sex - 5%

Communication - 5%

Fun - 5%

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Expectation Vs Reality

Aries: stuck up// actually down to earth

Taurus: trustworthy// actually has tons of blackmail

Gemini: shy// actually the loudest and most fun

Cancer: total bitch// actually really sweet

Leo: conceited and popular// actually insecure

Virgo: overly critical of others// actually has no intention of hurting anyone

Libra: happiest person you will meet// actually really sad

Scorpio: really cool// super nerd (but in a good way)

Sagittarius: unsympathetic// actually cares a lot

Capricorn: way too serious// actually crazy when you get to know them

Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships// actually really good at it

Pisces: super shy and sweet// could actually turn into a fucking ape

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So you’re the guy with the case full of monsters, huh?

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Hermione Jean Granger 📖 📚

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“I can’t say no to that face”

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Animated posters // (click to enlarge)

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When your sign stops being in love:

Aries: not fighting or cute fighting with you anymore even though they really are annoyed. Taurus: starts to feel uncomfortable around you. Gemini: Leaves you Cancer: nothing you do can hurt them anymore Leo: stop showering you with love, grows bitter. Virgo: they start questioning whether they were in love to begin with. Libra: fights you all the time Scorpio: literally cannot trust you for anything. Sagittarius: top including you to things, forgetting you, basically. Capricorn: Wont have time for you Aquarius: closes off physically. Pisces: closes off emotionally.