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“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” I’m unbelievable (yeah)??? I’m undefeatable (yeah)??? Let’s ruin everything?? Blast it to the back row??

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cmykrab risoprint. which means it's not actually cmyk. crab deception!

print available here

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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

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My second sweater design is finally finished!

This one is called the 'Unicorn Tapestry' sweater and the pattern can be found on both

Ravelry and Etsy!

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You're not gonna believe this, yet another mountain shot!

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was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

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It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn

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Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!

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The boss has arrived ...

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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Just going home…

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The mountain is out and looking very pretty today!

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Mark my words, I am going to run somebody the fuck over with my big cart!!!!!!!!

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.