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everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

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HAAAAANK!! YOU CAN'T RECLAIM NAZI MEMES HANK!!! THAT IS A CORE PART OF THEIR CYCLE OF IDEOLOGICAL REPRODUCTION AND PROLIFERATION!! I DON'T CARE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK IN THE DRESS HANK YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A TRADWIFE IRONICALLY WITHOUT PERPETUATING WHITE SUPREMACIST IDEOLOGY!!!

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It’s true and you should say it.

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my favorite mummy 💛

[Image description: several digital drawings of Ahkmenrah from the Night at the Museum movies. End ID.]

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1. Edgy asshole, <EA> says shit that makes 2 mad.

2. Emotionally volatile (EV) and has no sense of dignity.

Two gets mad, gets violent, gets “put in his place” by Edgy asshole

Dubious consent.

Complicated emotions.

Edgy asshole is NOT likable.

Motivations: Edgy asshole wants attention and is willing to get it any way he can. Emotionally volatile is horny.

Edgy asshole thinks he has emotional control, and is actually emotionally volatile. Emotionally volatile masks his true intentions behind emotions like anger and sadness. He uses his emotional volatility as a mask to hide his other emotions

The mask of emotional control and the mask of emotional volatility

It’s pure erotica

Two guys that know each other and hate each other (they’re neighbors)

<EA> is attached to (EV)

Keep the premise simple and have a potential for problems let the characters be complicated.

Hands gripped around hips, pressing deep, deep inside. (EV)’s hands are gripped tight into fists, nails digging into his palm, forcing himself to focus. He’s stubborn and every punishing thrust makes him snarl in frustration. A wave of hot pleasure roils inside of him, burning within him. He clings onto the rage he had for <EA> before, thinks about what he said before, thinks about his smug smirk when he saw (EV)'s brow furrow, clearly and obviously upset, thinks about the smug, condescending tone he used with (EV). If he forgets why he’s mad, if he forgets he was mad at all in that moment, everything will get all muddy and that irritation he wanted to scratch at will be left unscratched.

(EV) chokes when <EA>’s cock fucks into him again, pressing hard enough to hurt. (EV) needs it to hurt more, grunts aloud in frustration.

“Fucker!” He spits, wound up tightly, “you’re an empty souled motherfucker!”

“Hm?” <EV> laughs, “the only emotion I feel is happy. I love how angry you are.”

He sounds nonchalant, but the way one hand dug into (EV)’s skin, grabbed the fat of his ass, just to slam into him even harder, the way the other hand reaches for his hair, gripping hard and especially the way (EV)’s insides stung and burned, slick dried out, told him that he was enraged.

“Good.” (EV) says through grit teeth, trying not to moan, trying to control the next horny wave that rises up in him, “You’re still a fucking empty freak.”

<EA>’s cock stabs into him again, and (EV) hopes that the noise he made sounded angry enough, hopes that <EA> was angry enough to fuck him like it was a punishment.

“You get so emotional.” <EA> says lowly, “even now when I’m fucking you, you’re just seething. Taking my cock just to prove that you aren’t angry.”

“I AM fucking angry!” (EV) growls, and it takes everything in him not to cry out in pleasure, to not melt and just demand he fuck him faster, “Besides.” He adds, “It’s too small. I can barely feel it.”

Not true. <EA> is average, but it’s enough to hurt with the pace he decides to set.

<EA> takes the bait, chuckles at the rough guttural sound that (EV) makes, when he pumps into him with short abrupt thrusts. (EV) snarls when <EA> hooks his thumb into (EV)’s asshole, using it and his asscheek as a handle to fuck him even harder. It’s hard not to devolve, especially when he force fucks the whining, frustrated noises out of (EV). Every thrust makes his cunt sting, but it washes away into the pleasure he feels in his belly tense and decadent and harder to ignore.

<EA>’s thrusts start to become more frenzied, and (EV) hears him grunt, hands clawed around (EV)’s hips, nails digging, lifting him a little to get a better angle.

“SHIT.” (EV) is caught off guard by the new pace. Fuck, is <EA> about to cum? God, he wishes he would cum.

“Fuck.” (EV) says in a tight whisper, “cum already. Just, cum already.”

It takes that change in pace and lapse of internal control for (EV) to unravel entirely. It’s too much and (EV)’s wrists have ended up pinned to the bed, after failing to get <EA> to slow down. (EV) can’t help his moans and cries as he cums, cunt throbbing hard, clenching tight around <EA>.

<EA> laughs, grunting and gasping, getting two, three more thrusts in, pressing deep inside when he cums, forcing another defeated cry out of (EV).

Asshole! Praise God for Hysterectomies. (EV)’s eyes are closed, but despite that his ears are open, hearing <EA> speak.

“Fucking whore.” <EA> says smugly, and all (EV) can do in his mind at that moment is agree, still high off the orgasm he had. He makes a noise of complaint, whiny and pitchy when <EA> hand slaps at (EV)’s still engorged but softening cocklet.

“Fuck off.” (EV) mumbles, half asleep, batting him away. “Go Home.”

“ Figured you’d be all clingy or something.”

“What’s the point of staying if there’s no emotional attachment involved here? Do the rational thing and go home.” (EV) says, still half asleep.

“Are you falling asleep already?” <EA> says, “What’s to say I don’t try to make you cum again in your sleep?”

(EV)’s brow furrows in irritation, but a mix of the remnants of his orgasm and new half-horny curiosity makes his ears perk up.

“Can’t… stop with the empty soul shit huh?” (EV) says in response.

“I wasn’t actually going to do that!” <EV> protests. A bluff, and for some reason, that fact makes (EV) more irritated.

“Go Home.” (EV) says louder and more firmly, “Or I’ll wake up and call the fucking…cops.”

(EV) hears the door to his room close and soon the door to his apartment. He drags himself out of bed, still feeling fuzzy from endorphins and locks the front door.

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MEGAN THEE STALLION — at the GQ Men of the Year Party (November 16, 2023)

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she’s so silly. I love her.

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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

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Just boys things! its a continuation of this illustration!

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Mood

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Literally got some dishonest bullshit about testosterone and tumblr is saying its based on my likes???? What the fuck.

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People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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I want us both to eat well

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His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

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the future is so awesome man