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OH I MIIIIISSSSSSSSS THEEEEEEEEEEEM

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

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WAIT ARE YOU A LAWYER?

Wait lemme check

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I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes 'stay safe out there!" And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?' and I said no, because we're very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras"

so now I have some random mace and a knife.

Just in case.

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i could eat this

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WARNING:very scary jumpscare at the end

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"thanks god I don't look ass like this freak beside me" who's gonna tell them

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Dance , Dance , Dance , Da ... Ow ?

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I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was making this.

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Zero self awareness 

(via)

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IM CALM IM CALM IM CALM

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CONNIVING SNAKE

Who's ready for this guy to ruin the game forever... I am. Late post but it's Shadow Milk so whatever... I'm gonna do more animations because I remembered I CAN do that so like