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I cant believe that its 2024, ten years since S4 of The vampire diaries released and people still havent gotten how the Sirebond works.

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reblog if you agree Snape was the fucking best character in the HP series

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Yes, Yes of course and I agree 100 %. It wasnt meant @ you, it was aimed at the people who fancast him as Tim or other attractive actors and maybe they dont even know that a face of Regulus exists. I mean its a blink and you miss it moment in the movies.

"B—but... Snivellus is a death eater..."

Listen here, you little shit. For Severus, he got neglected by BOTH parents (and it was implied that he was abused both physically and mentally as well.), gets bullied by two boys because he wanted to go to Slytherin (who sneers back and ends up getting bullied), almost gets killed and Sirius nor Remus gets any consequences other than detention (Really? Is his life worth detention and not Azkaban?), James flexes it to Lily and Lily starts believing James over the victim, Severus accidentally calls his bestfriend a mudblood over the heat of the situation (Lily was about to smile, when James literally used scorgify in his mouth), loses the person thay cared for him the most compared to others (Which Lily isn't even a good friend, so his life is messed up), with Remus and Sirius not maturing (Sirius still calls Severus "Snivellus", and Remus and Sirius spreading lies like "Severus was jealous of James" or "Lily never hated James," when it's the other way around!!! James was jealous of Severus because he existed and Lily was his best friend!

Now his blood supremacist friends are basically recruiting him, and helping him on the way! Basically, the "bad side" is his good side! They are the only ones who "cared" for him when he needed help! He was a death eater for a reason, and people manipulating him because he was vulnerable is a reason.

The audacity of stans trying to make a hotter version of Severus—Regulus? Regulus is basically a walmart Severus but Timothée Chalamet dressed up in wizard robes! If Regulus was told as ugly, nobody would boohoo care about him.

Y'all only hate Severus and love Regulus because J.K. Rowling never made a Marauders era movie! Regulus is basically a blood supremacist with Voldemort shrines and posters who'd call Lily a mudblood! While Severus is basically bullied on a daily basis.

You guys got to see Severus's good and bad things! Like him "bullying" children, but saved the wizarding world. Literally, maybe he targeted children, but so did Minerva! Minerva literally targeted Neville and locked him outside of the Gryffindor common room when there's an apparent psycho killer, and humiliated him infront of everyone! But we all never see that because we are in Harry's POV, she favours him—she only took points and she was apparently fair because Harry's BIASED!!! Just like how all Slytherins are portrayed because of Hagrid and Ron!!! She favours Gryffindor just like how Severus favours Slytherin, except she takes big points away (which is from Gryffindors she doesn't like) and when she's infront of the professors!

Severus is a morally grey character, and Regulus? We basically time skipped him, we skipped all of the bad things he has done while we never skipped Severus's, that's why you don't have a bad opinion about him, but really! In the Marauders timeline, Regulus was a Voldemort fanboy while Severus literally had stuff happening.

This is why you don't hate James Potter, you guys basically skipped HIS timeline and moved to Harry's, which Severus is portrayed to be this big bad bully until DH! And that's why Harry "Snape's #1 Biggest Hater" Potter's vision changed to "Snape's #1 Biggest Defender", just like how his vision changed from "My father is a great man" to "I fucking hate my own father".

But you guys are so deep into these fanfics like CR (Crimson Rivers) or ATYD (All the Young Dudes) that you all forget about canon lore! He physically assaulted, sexually assaulted, and mentally exhausted Severus! We're not throwing the SA word around, because lets think of this:

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Lily let out a stream of mixed swearwords and hexes, but her wand being ten feet away, nothing happened.

“Wash out your mouth,” said James coldly. “Scourgify!”

Pink soap bubbles streamed from Lily’s mouth at once; the froth was covering her lips, making her gag, choking her —

“Leave her ALONE!”

James and Sirius looked around. James’s free hand jumped to his hair again.

It was one of the boys from the lake edge. He had black hair that fell to his shoulders and startlingly onyx eyes.

“All right, Snape?” said James, and the tone of his voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature.

“Leave her alone,” Severus repeated. He was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. “What’s she done to you?”

“Well,” said James, appearing to deliberate the point, “it’s more the fact that she exists, if you know what I mean...”

Many of the surrounding watchers laughed, Sirius and Wormtail included, but Lupin, still apparently intent on his book, didn’t, and neither did Severus.

“You think you’re funny,” he said coldly. “But you’re just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave her alone."

Behind her, the Impediment Jinx was wearing off. Lily was beginning to inch toward her fallen wand, spitting out soapsuds as he crawled.

“Bad luck, Prongs,” said Sirius briskly, turning back to Evans. “OY!”

But too late; Lily had directed her wand straight at James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared on the side of James’s face, spattering his robes with blood.

James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Lily was hanging upside down in the air, her robes falling over her head to reveal skinny legs and a skirt.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. Severus, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant as though he was going to smile, said, “Let her down!”

“Certainly,” said James and he jerked his wand upward. Evans fell into a crumpled heap on the ground.

Disentangling herself from her robes, she got quickly to her feet, wand up, but Sirius said, “Petrificus Totalus!” and Lily keeled over again at once, rigid as a board.

“LEAVE HER ALONE!” Severus shouted. He had his own wand out now. James and Sirius eyed it warily.

“Ah, Snape, don’t make me hex you,” said James earnestly.

“Take the curse off her, then!”

James sighed deeply, then turned to Lily and muttered the countercurse.

“There you go,” he said, as Lily struggled to her feet again, “you’re lucky Snape was here, Evans —”

“I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like him!" (Severus is canonically a Mudblood because he has dirty blood—Muggle blood)

Severus blinked.

“Fine,” he said coolly. “I won’t bother in future. And I’d wash your skirt if I were you, Evans.”

“Apologize to Snape!” James roared at Evans, his wand pointed threateningly at her.

“I don’t want you to make her apologize,” Severus shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as she is.”

“What?” yelped James. “I’d NEVER call you a — you-know-what!”

“[...], walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can — I’m surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK.”

He turned on his heel and hurried away.

“Snape!” James shouted after him, “Hey, SNAPE!” But he didn’t look back.

“What is it with him?” said James, trying and failing to look as though this was a throwaway question of no real importance to him.

“Reading between the lines, I’d say he thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius.

“Right,” said James, who looked furious now, “right —”

There was another flash of light, and Evans was once again hanging upside down in the air.

“Who wants to see me take off Evans’s skirt?”

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Now, let's see if this isn't messed up. This is humiliating! Why did Severus leave his female best friend when she was being PA'd and SA'd by a male! Why did he take out his wand too late? Why is he such a coward?

Gender roles do matter in this context, no matter if Severus considers this as SA or not, it's SA and he got his pants stripped down, but it doesn't matter, he's a boy isn't he?

If this was Lily, everyone would care, but no! It's greasy, slimy, old Snape, and he's a boy.

Sirius nor James used dark spells, but they were pretty much using hexes so it doesn't matter—they are basically baby DE bullies but Gryffindors.

Stop attacking Severus and start thinking about this, because he was just a boy.

A lot of people (Not all) cared for Harry when Myrtle basically tried to SA him, why not Severus? He was stripped infront of the whole school! (Not invalidating Harry's trauma), this is just so messed up.

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Btw just so this is clear: This is Regulus

(I actually find the character of Regulus Black very interesting on his own but not at the expense of Snape)

"B—but... Snivellus is a death eater..."

Listen here, you little shit. For Severus, he got neglected by BOTH parents (and it was implied that he was abused both physically and mentally as well.), gets bullied by two boys because he wanted to go to Slytherin (who sneers back and ends up getting bullied), almost gets killed and Sirius nor Remus gets any consequences other than detention (Really? Is his life worth detention and not Azkaban?), James flexes it to Lily and Lily starts believing James over the victim, Severus accidentally calls his bestfriend a mudblood over the heat of the situation (Lily was about to smile, when James literally used scorgify in his mouth), loses the person thay cared for him the most compared to others (Which Lily isn't even a good friend, so his life is messed up), with Remus and Sirius not maturing (Sirius still calls Severus "Snivellus", and Remus and Sirius spreading lies like "Severus was jealous of James" or "Lily never hated James," when it's the other way around!!! James was jealous of Severus because he existed and Lily was his best friend!

Now his blood supremacist friends are basically recruiting him, and helping him on the way! Basically, the "bad side" is his good side! They are the only ones who "cared" for him when he needed help! He was a death eater for a reason, and people manipulating him because he was vulnerable is a reason.

The audacity of stans trying to make a hotter version of Severus—Regulus? Regulus is basically a walmart Severus but Timothée Chalamet dressed up in wizard robes! If Regulus was told as ugly, nobody would boohoo care about him.

Y'all only hate Severus and love Regulus because J.K. Rowling never made a Marauders era movie! Regulus is basically a blood supremacist with Voldemort shrines and posters who'd call Lily a mudblood! While Severus is basically bullied on a daily basis.

You guys got to see Severus's good and bad things! Like him "bullying" children, but saved the wizarding world. Literally, maybe he targeted children, but so did Minerva! Minerva literally targeted Neville and locked him outside of the Gryffindor common room when there's an apparent psycho killer, and humiliated him infront of everyone! But we all never see that because we are in Harry's POV, she favours him—she only took points and she was apparently fair because Harry's BIASED!!! Just like how all Slytherins are portrayed because of Hagrid and Ron!!! She favours Gryffindor just like how Severus favours Slytherin, except she takes big points away (which is from Gryffindors she doesn't like) and when she's infront of the professors!

Severus is a morally grey character, and Regulus? We basically time skipped him, we skipped all of the bad things he has done while we never skipped Severus's, that's why you don't have a bad opinion about him, but really! In the Marauders timeline, Regulus was a Voldemort fanboy while Severus literally had stuff happening.

This is why you don't hate James Potter, you guys basically skipped HIS timeline and moved to Harry's, which Severus is portrayed to be this big bad bully until DH! And that's why Harry "Snape's #1 Biggest Hater" Potter's vision changed to "Snape's #1 Biggest Defender", just like how his vision changed from "My father is a great man" to "I fucking hate my own father".

But you guys are so deep into these fanfics like CR (Crimson Rivers) or ATYD (All the Young Dudes) that you all forget about canon lore! He physically assaulted, sexually assaulted, and mentally exhausted Severus! We're not throwing the SA word around, because lets think of this:

———

Lily let out a stream of mixed swearwords and hexes, but her wand being ten feet away, nothing happened.

“Wash out your mouth,” said James coldly. “Scourgify!”

Pink soap bubbles streamed from Lily’s mouth at once; the froth was covering her lips, making her gag, choking her —

“Leave her ALONE!”

James and Sirius looked around. James’s free hand jumped to his hair again.

It was one of the boys from the lake edge. He had black hair that fell to his shoulders and startlingly onyx eyes.

“All right, Snape?” said James, and the tone of his voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature.

“Leave her alone,” Severus repeated. He was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. “What’s she done to you?”

“Well,” said James, appearing to deliberate the point, “it’s more the fact that she exists, if you know what I mean...”

Many of the surrounding watchers laughed, Sirius and Wormtail included, but Lupin, still apparently intent on his book, didn’t, and neither did Severus.

“You think you’re funny,” he said coldly. “But you’re just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave her alone."

Behind her, the Impediment Jinx was wearing off. Lily was beginning to inch toward her fallen wand, spitting out soapsuds as he crawled.

“Bad luck, Prongs,” said Sirius briskly, turning back to Evans. “OY!”

But too late; Lily had directed her wand straight at James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared on the side of James’s face, spattering his robes with blood.

James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Lily was hanging upside down in the air, her robes falling over her head to reveal skinny legs and a skirt.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. Severus, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant as though he was going to smile, said, “Let her down!”

“Certainly,” said James and he jerked his wand upward. Evans fell into a crumpled heap on the ground.

Disentangling herself from her robes, she got quickly to her feet, wand up, but Sirius said, “Petrificus Totalus!” and Lily keeled over again at once, rigid as a board.

“LEAVE HER ALONE!” Severus shouted. He had his own wand out now. James and Sirius eyed it warily.

“Ah, Snape, don’t make me hex you,” said James earnestly.

“Take the curse off her, then!”

James sighed deeply, then turned to Lily and muttered the countercurse.

“There you go,” he said, as Lily struggled to her feet again, “you’re lucky Snape was here, Evans —”

“I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like him!" (Severus is canonically a Mudblood because he has dirty blood—Muggle blood)

Severus blinked.

“Fine,” he said coolly. “I won’t bother in future. And I’d wash your skirt if I were you, Evans.”

“Apologize to Snape!” James roared at Evans, his wand pointed threateningly at her.

“I don’t want you to make her apologize,” Severus shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as she is.”

“What?” yelped James. “I’d NEVER call you a — you-know-what!”

“[...], walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can — I’m surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK.”

He turned on his heel and hurried away.

“Snape!” James shouted after him, “Hey, SNAPE!” But he didn’t look back.

“What is it with him?” said James, trying and failing to look as though this was a throwaway question of no real importance to him.

“Reading between the lines, I’d say he thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius.

“Right,” said James, who looked furious now, “right —”

There was another flash of light, and Evans was once again hanging upside down in the air.

“Who wants to see me take off Evans’s skirt?”

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Now, let's see if this isn't messed up. This is humiliating! Why did Severus leave his female best friend when she was being PA'd and SA'd by a male! Why did he take out his wand too late? Why is he such a coward?

Gender roles do matter in this context, no matter if Severus considers this as SA or not, it's SA and he got his pants stripped down, but it doesn't matter, he's a boy isn't he?

If this was Lily, everyone would care, but no! It's greasy, slimy, old Snape, and he's a boy.

Sirius nor James used dark spells, but they were pretty much using hexes so it doesn't matter—they are basically baby DE bullies but Gryffindors.

Stop attacking Severus and start thinking about this, because he was just a boy.

A lot of people (Not all) cared for Harry when Myrtle basically tried to SA him, why not Severus? He was stripped infront of the whole school! (Not invalidating Harry's trauma), this is just so messed up.

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My (pretty bad) Haruna Fanfiction

Well, here it is. A Harry Potterx Luna Lovegood fanfiction.

I used to be a huge Harry and Luna shipper. I still am but I wouldnt have wrote a whole Fanfiction for them I guess. Also in my last Post I said some (all) actions are OOC and some (many) good characters were turned bad. Well here is the First one and it has everything.

Characters: Harry and Luna ofc. Then we have Ron, Hermione, Neville, Fred and George being all supportive and Happy for Harry and Luna. And then there is Ginny... oh Ginny. I am so sorry How this Fanfiction treats you.

I am gonna say this as best as I can: Ginny is a Villain in this. I should have used Cho Chang or Romilda Vane now as a jealous Ex but I was dumb and was like: Yeah, Ginny can totally do that. Thats a great idea.

I also had a Snupin Phase (sadly they never got their fanfiction because that Ship came after) so Snape and Lupin are a thing in this and everyone is wondering why Snape is so nice all of a sudden. But that has nothing to do with the fanfiction and was just a funny fact.

Well, Harry and Luna do the typical Friends to loves tropes but I might have made a mistake and let Harry Cheat on Ginny (dont worry they never kissed while he was dating her). Hey, 10 year old me had no idea emotional cheating was a thing, okay. Funny enough, Ron even called out Harry on this with the words: "You have my sister, what more do you need ?" Enjoy nice Ron. He wont be like this in every fanfiction.

Fred and George are just they because they are my favorites and couldnt be missed in any FF.

Weirdly enough Hermione is like; Go for it to Harry about Luna because "Love eins it all". Even though Harry is dating her best girl-friend. Okay ???

Neville is just there to look Pretty I guess.

Then after Harry eventually broke up with Ginny he and Luna have their first kiss in the Three Broomsticks and Ginny is just there too, watching them and is creepy.

But as I said there is a lot of Kidnapping. And as you probably guess Ginny kidnapped Luna to have Harry for herself....Yeah. Dont get me wrong I dont dislike the concept. I just hated that I used GINNY for it. But Hey ofc Harry saves Luna, Ginny doesnt get punished and everyone is just completly chill and there is a happy Ending.

Its just so random anf dumb but Hey.... I stan my dumb thoughts.

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My old Harry Potter fanfictions

Sooo... as many other Potterheads before I wrote fanfictions. I am now 20 years old and I wrote them when I was ten. Well, writing isnt exactly the right Word to use. I actually only wrote down 2 of them. The rest were just plans I had in my head. I knew exactly How it was gonna go and what the final Showdown will be.

Ofc, my 10 year old self wasnt very good with 2 Things.

1. Almost everyone is OOC. The worst got my favorite character of them all, Severus Snape. He did stuff and said stuff I was, at my rereading like: Yeah, no, Severus would never say that. (Funny enough the only two FF I actually wrote down Was a Snily fanfiction and I basically made him a Damsel in Distress). Thats also another trait of mine. I Show my love with torture. Mostly everyone just gets kidnapped...seriously there isnt one that doesnt involve someone getting kidnapped.

2. I let some of the good characters do some Pretty bad stuff. While I never liked Canon James or Sirius, both of them were straight up villians in the only two Maurauder fanfics I wrote down. Well, "Maurauder". One Was the Snily fanfiction and one Was James PotterxOC for whatever reason. Yeah... but we talk about my OCs some other time. They were all Pretty cringe and Mary Sues.

But ofc as a very Romantic Girl, I had a story for my back then favorite ships. (Funny enough is I dont even ship some of these anymore but well).

HarryxLuna

NevillexLuna

HarryxGinny

GeorgexAngelina

NevillexHannah

GeorgexLuna

RolfxLuna

HarryxHermione

HermionexFred

PercyxAudrey

BillxFleur

RemusxTonks

SnapexLily

JamesxOC

Now this is embarrising, but Bill and Fleur as well as Remadora are the only ones that didnt have any Story. I ship them and wanted to do a story for them but I never had the thoughts left for them since I was so invested in the other Storys. Especially Percy and Audrey. I used to be obsessed with my Headcanons of Audrey Weasley, Pretty easy since we dont even know her maiden Name. But Yeah thats why they have to pass. Im gonna Post Haruna first in my next Post.

Lets suffer together, wont we :)

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You're not a brother to him.

So, Percy Weasley has a really bad reputation, but what did he actually do that was bad? He cut ties with his family, but to be fair to him it sounds like that was over an argument with his dad more than because his family sided with Harry over the ministry. I mean, from what we're told of the argument, Arthur basically said that Percy didn't deserve his job, he got it purely because the minister wanted to spy on their family and that Percy shouldn't take it because of that. Percy took offence because he had worked so hard the last year, covering for a department head while he was off work sick, then missing (dead) for the rest of the year and is it so unbelievable that that would be recognised? And did Arthur really believe that Percy would answer invasive questions about his family even if Fudge did ask them? Idk, I think I'd be insulted too. Maybe he was hasty cutting off the entire family, but it seemed like the rest of them sided completely with Arthur and didn't even try reaching out to get Percy's side of the story (with the possible exception of Molly, but was she reaching out to honestly try to reconcile or was she just trying to get him to come home and still have it be all his fault?). After that, everything else was just him doing his job. He didn't have any actual authority to influence anything that happened. Then he sent Ron that letter warning him that Umbridge would soon have more power at the school. Whether he was honestly trying to get Ron to distance himself from Harry, in public or in private, or was trying to warn Harry too I don't know, but either way he was looking out for Ron as best he knew how.

Also, Percy's home life never really seemed idyllic. I'm not going to reread the entire series, but as far as I remember we see very few positive interactions between him and his brothers. It's pretty well established that they think of him as kind of annoying and a stick in the mud. And I love the twins, but living with them couldn't have been easy, and they seem to target a lot of pranks on Percy, more than his fair share (or maybe not, we don't really know all of them, but they're mentioned pranking percy a lot whereas with Ron most of the pranks are just referenced from when they were younger). It would be very easy for Percy to start thinking of himself as unwanted.

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My Top 10 The Originals characters

(Note: Kol, Elijah and Rebekah are not here because they are already in my TVD List)

10. Hayley Marshall-Kenner

9. Cami O'Connell

8. Aiden

7. Freya Mikaelson

6. Marcel Gerard

5. Jackson Kenner

4. Josh Rosza

3. 🥉 Klaus Mikaelson

2. 🥈 Davina Clare

1. 🥇 Vincent Griffith

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I actually wanted to Post my Top 10 Supernatural Ships. But I guess there werent enough good Ships to make a Top 10 so here are my Favorite Ships in no order (who are we kidding ofc Destiel is Nr 1)

Destiel

Sabriel

Johnmary

Samleen

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My Top 10 Supernatural (and Winchesters) characters

10. Benny Lafitte

9. Crowley

8. Rowena McLeod

7. John Winchester (Yes I know thats Michael but I love Matt sooo)

6. Kevin Tran

5. Charlie Bradburry

4. Sam Winchester

3. 🥉 Gabriel

2. 🥈 Dean Winchester

1. 🥇 Castiel

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SUPERNATURAL

The fact that Becky Was supposed to represent the fandom makes me sick. Like, do they really think we all would be happy to Support inc*st and would SA Sam and Dean the First Chance we get ?

Gee Thanks

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Watching the First Episode of Pretty little liars I was confused why there was a girl named Spencer

Now Im confused whenever a boy is named Spencer

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My Top 10 TVDU couples

10. Handon

9. Marbekah

8. Jalaric

7. Forwood

6. Jaiden

5. Klamille

4. Steroline

3. 🥉 Kolvina

2. 🥈Bonenzo

1. 🥇 Delena

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The fact that Chuck Bass just decided that this Show was his now And decided him and Blair are going to be a powercouple will never not be funny to me

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My Top 10 Shadowhunter couples (Book and Show)

10. Jimon

9. Sizzy

8. Maruke

7. Gabrily

6. Clace

5. Saphael

4. Kierak (+Cristina but mostly these two)

3. 🥉 Wessa

2. 🥈Thomastair

1. 🥇 Malec

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My Top 10 The vampire diaries characters

10. Jenna Sommers

9. Elijah Mikaelson

8. Bonnie Bennett

7. Rebekah Mikaelson

6. Alaric Saltzman

5. Kol Mikaelson

4. Tyler Lockwood

3. 🥉Elena Gilbert

2. 🥈 Enzo St John

1. 🥇 Damon Salvatore

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My Top 10 Shadowhunters characters (Show only)

10. Jonathan Morgenstern

9. Luke Garroway

8. Maia Roberts

7. Jace Herondale

6. Clary Fairchild

5. Simon Lewis

4. Raphael Santiago

3. 🥉 Alec Lightwood

2. 🥈 Izzy Lightwood

1. 🥇 Magnus Bane