major-tom-official

[major-tom-official]

Ok, fair enough, but, I’m pretty sure there’s gotta be a better way than just, stealing organs

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Well, I mean, there’s at least like…. I dunno, 12? 13? godlike beings around here, I’m not sure of an actual number, but I’m pretty sure any of those could turn you human

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

…

I am at least… 70…. 72% sure there’s a better way to do that

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

*He coughs a bit, rubbing his neck*

Why do you even want organs?

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Again- Don’t let think I’m qualified!-

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Uhhhhhhh, ok, ghosts are real, noted…. Fuckin’ hell I’m losing my mind aren’t I?

a ghost just, faded into view infront of tom

"heeello! I'm moonlight!!"

@the-ghost-of-a-moons-light

Uhhh- Hey there… you are very…. Sparkly? I don’t know the right word to use here-

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

a ghost just, faded into view infront of tom

"heeello! I'm moonlight!!"

@the-ghost-of-a-moons-light

Uhhh- Hey there… you are very…. Sparkly? I don’t know the right word to use here-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Earth can talk… why am I not surprised

Soooooooooooo

you need therapy, yes? Aren’t you one of my coworkers other than that stupid news guy?

@therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick

…that would be nice

[major-tom-official]

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*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Ok- So, I was just supposed to go out, test the new pod, do a space walk or two, that sort of thing right? Next thing I know, the pods going through what I can only assume is some kind of, I dunno, wormhole? And now I’m who knows where, Earth is apparently just GONE, and I’m slowly fuckin’ losing it because apparently every single astral body can talk for some reason…

Soooooooooooo

you need therapy, yes? Aren’t you one of my coworkers other than that stupid news guy?

@therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick

…that would be nice

[major-tom-official]

Soooooooooooo

you need therapy, yes? Aren’t you one of my coworkers other than that stupid news guy?

@therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick

…that would be nice