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◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
’ Why are you all wet? ‘
’ Aloha! ’
’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘
’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’
’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’
’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’
’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’
’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’
’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’
’ No more caffeine for you. ’
’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘
’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’
’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’
’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’
’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’
’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’
’ I didn’t teach him that. ’
’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’
’ Leave my mother out of this. ’
’ You are such a pain. ’
’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’
’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
’ I’m lost. ’
’ Don’t interact with her. ’
’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’
’ Why do you act so weird? ’
’ You look familiar. ’
’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’
’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’
’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’
’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’
’ I hear you cry at night. ’
’ Do you dream about them? ’
’ You came back. ’
’ Nobody gets left behind. ’
’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘
’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’
’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’
’ Are you.. happy? ’
’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’
’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’
‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’
’ We’d raise you to be good. ’
’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’
’ I read her diary. ’
’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’
’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’
’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’
’ Stupid head. ’
’ Did you catch fire again? ’
’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’
’ Do you want to be taken away? ’
’ You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty! ’
’ My friends need to be punished. ’
’ Heard you lost your job. ’
’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ‘
‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
’ He’s very persuasive. ‘
’ I know you had something to do with this. ’
’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’
’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’
’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’
’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’
’ This is low even for you! ’
’ You are all mine. ’
’ You know I have no choice. ’
‘ Please don’t do this. ’
’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’
’ She needs me. ’
’ Leave me alone to die. ’
’ What is that monstrosity? ’
’ Does this look infected to you? ’
’ You’d better not have rabies. ’
’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’
’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’
’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’
’ It has no place among us. ’
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❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞
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“I’ll keep that in mind I guess?”
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❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞
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“Tomatoes are alright.” Not like he minded them much. “I doubt I could get sick by you, I mean Ive never gotten sick before..”
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❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞
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“Pie? what kind?”
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❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞
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“I don’t swing that way --” He pauses and scratches his cheek. “Wait, what was the question?”
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MORE GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
part one here.
❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞
❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞
❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞
❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞
❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞
❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞
❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞
❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞
❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞
❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞
❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞
❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞
❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞
❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞
❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞
❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞
❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞
❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞
❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞
❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞
❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞
❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞
❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞
❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞
❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞
❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞
❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞
❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck. ❞
❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞
❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces. ❞
❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞
❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞
❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞
❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞
❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞
❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞
❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞
❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞
❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me. ❞
❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞
❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞
❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞
❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞
❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞
❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night. ❞
❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞
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It wasn’t an everyday thing for Saitama to be randomly punched by a stranger and her kiddie toys, generally it was a much larger fist with a different intention.
His body acted like those punching bags that sprung back after a punch or two, barely moving from the spot he stood. “Eh?” The bald man remarked with raised brows as he finally noticed the woman who seemed to be talking to him.”What are you doing with those? If you’re not careful they’re gonna pop.” Taking his gloved hand and reaching out to poke the material, there soon was a blank smile on his face. “Huh. Can I try?”
❝ Wowee, these things don’t really pack a punch do they? ❞
❝ Some sort of rubber rubbish they are for fighting, but they certainly are fun to play with! ❞ Never mind the fact that her weapons were downgraded to a child’s toy she was pleased with. ❝ I could just mess around with these things all day! Look, you can even really feel it if you get punched! ❞ As to prove her point she would deliver a swift punch to the bald man to his arm. ❝ See! ❞ A big cheery laugh would come with her as she bounced a little on her feet as she started punching the air with them. ❝ They’re soooo cute! ❞
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“What the hell?!”
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“That’s true. I just do it because its fun and I enjoy it as a hobby.” Now he wasn’t lying at all. “Oh. I’m average day and night I think.” He scratches his head, staring at her. “Nope, none at all. why .. do you?”
☆! ❝ I would hope all heroes take heroism seriously. Who wants a hero that doesn’t care? ❞
❝ Freak? What are you even talking about? I’m your average girl by day… But hero at night! What, are you a hero who has no powers? … Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ❞
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“Hey you shouldn’t smoke.” When did young kids start smoking like it was cool? Saitama stared at him with that deadpan look, expression not changing even moments after.
@baddestdangerboy
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It had been awhile since he looked at the calendar but he was pretty certain it wasn’t Christmas yet. “Early to celebrate unless that’s your costume.” How weird says the man in a yellow body suit and red cape.
@sweetbaku
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His mind was focused on the grocery ad that he found in his new mailbox. Dazzled by all the special deals and the little money he had left over from his world, Saitama wanted to pick up something to eat. “Eh?” The hero stopped before he ran into the woman, slowly looking up at her with a blank stare.
@kuyuzhishi
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“Aren’t card games for kids?” He never understood the hype of trading card games nor ever gave it a try to begin with. “Try the daycare for someone to play with you.”
@absolutepowerforce
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“Oi who’s lost little boy is this?” Saitama pointed at the young sword, noticing how long he had been standing in the same spot. What a strange kid.
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several 🌺s. a flower crown for the strange egg man.
Send me 🌺 to place a flower in my muse’s hair.
Finally they wont fall off so easily like the rest. “Heh.” Is he what you call a hipster?
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🌺 just kinda moves in and. plants a rose on that dome
Send me 🌺 to place a flower in my muse’s hair.
Saitama doesn’t move, keeping the flower steady and balanced upon his head. “Ehhhhhhh?”
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