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Yackety Sax !!

WHATS THAT SONG THAT PLAYS WHEN YOU RUN AROUND REALLY FAST? its silly and instrumental and makes me think of back at the barnyard the show. do you know the one. please help. thank you

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if phones r gonna cost so fucking much then they should start manufacturing those 1980s ones with the big antennae again. for a better dollar per gram of phone ratio.

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this is what all conversations about cryptocurrency sound like

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This is like if Wall Street was a better movie

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billion-dollar clusterfuck of the week:

FTX & Alameda "Research" are trying to sue binance's founder for $1.8b lmfao. "for the benefit of [their] creditors" but lets be real, this is also to make themselves look better

"alameda was insolvent so we shouldn't have been allowed to purchase"

FTX/Alameda purchased those shares using a crypto (FTT) that they made specifically to launder money, and knew full well what their financial position was. we have their own documents to prove this.

trying to make CZ pay for Alameda's own bad decisions is laughable, hypocritical and desperate, regardless of whether he did it to intentionally fuck them over. they accepted the deal. it's their own fault.

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My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.

Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?

What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?

Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.

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i keep meeting transfems whose personalities are like, gaping wounds. girls who've been stomped on over and over until they start thinking they're uniquely evil and they deserve it. people shouldn't be allowed to treat us like this.

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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i need to lie on someone’s chest for like. three years.

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i hate writing fanfic i love writing fanfic. i want to stand on the overpass and throw my laptop onto the freeway with all of my strength . im hurting because they would NOT FUCKING say THAT i am PROJECTING again!! and then i want to put the characters in a meat grinder and then blend the mince in a blender and toss the goop into a blast furnace and blow it up with atomic bombs and put their atoms in a fucking hadron collider

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