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The wheel just assigned you one of the Worldwide Box Office Winners from the past 35 years. (No 2024 because we don't know that winner, yet.)
#toy story#yes of course lol#deeply upsetting movie when you think too hard about it as an adult#definitely made donating old toys or throwing away broken ones way too hard as a kid who already struggled with empathy lol#those movies are probably the reason i'm a hoarder now 💀
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#silver bells#twelve days of christmas (straight no chaser)#it's beginning to look a lot like christmas (bing crosby)#christmas tree farm (taylor swift)#peppermint winter#bah humbug#<< both by owl city. both bangers#also... i want a hippopotamus for christmas isn't actually one of my favorites but it makes me laugh every time i hear it#not bc i actually think it's funny but bc it reminds me of a friend from high school who used to sing it a lot#...you can't expect me to pick only one my christmas playlist has like 100 songs on it
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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how it feels to be online these days
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
#raven#not something i've ever considered but i can see it#and hey at least it wasn't a hippopotamus bc that was like. right next to the raven on the wheel#and idk how i'd keep an entire hippo in my dorm#ig maybe a pygmy hippo#but i got a raven so i don't have to worry about that#just get a bird stand open the window let it come and go as it pleases#👍
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”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.
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There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass
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