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AU CONTRAIRE, MON CAPITANE! SHE’S BACK!
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April || she/they || occasional maker of art and writing || worked on the D&D movie a bit || Ostermond on AO3, SpaghettiSauceress on BlueSky
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mainblag · 15 hours ago
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welcome back Unmade Tremors TV Series?????
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mainblag · 2 days ago
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green slenderman
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i regret nothing
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mainblag · 3 days ago
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mainblag · 3 days ago
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Yep, here they come
Been thinking about an IUD? Go get it. Don’t wait.
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mainblag · 3 days ago
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groove-billed ani have been one of my fave birds since forever
Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'
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Groove-Billed Ani
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Hoatzin
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Pheasant Coucal
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mainblag · 6 days ago
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hit it, Neil!
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mainblag · 6 days ago
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it birthday
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mainblag · 7 days ago
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All you need in life is a color picker willing to expose you to the unbounded madness we call color vision.
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me, absolutely clueless: "I want a color just like this one, but in red" color picker: Fuck you think you are, a Mantis Shrimp? Don't talk to me again until you can afford a wide gamut monitor.
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mainblag · 8 days ago
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are we gonna fuck friday hard?
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
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mainblag · 8 days ago
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“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”
“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”
“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”
“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”
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mainblag · 9 days ago
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔 
Ready to break up with Google?
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So are we!
We’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.
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Check out the full list over on the blog!
- The Ellipsus Team xo
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mainblag · 9 days ago
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onward go ye.
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mainblag · 9 days ago
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Basically, I don't think there's going to be an announcement that Tumblr is getting shut down. If the pattern we're seeing holds, I don't even think it's going to happen intentionally. I think Tumblr is going to go out like an early 2000s forum: they're just going to keep cutting the tech support budget until something goes wrong in a way that none of the remaining skeleton crew know how to repair, which could be tomorrow or three years from now. If it does happen, it's probably going to happen completely at random, so there's no point stressing out!
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mainblag · 9 days ago
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it's crazy how good the superman casting is. they got a guy named cornsweat to play a farmboy from kansas
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mainblag · 10 days ago
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mainblag · 10 days ago
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it's quite rude of them not to share
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Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), EAT A TASTY FRUIT!!!, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia
Cassowary Plum (Cerbera floribunda), family Apocynaceae.
Cassowaries are the only seed disperser for this toxic fruit.
Photograph by Kelvin Davies & Ethan Mann Save the Daintree Rainforest
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mainblag · 10 days ago
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This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon
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