maherinthemoonlight
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I'm suave and confident and funny and awkward and a nervous wreck and oh Jesus what is life - UMBC class of 2018
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 1
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 1
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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(via tank.sinatra)
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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Thanks everyone for joining our charity stream for the ACLU! With your help we were able to raise nearly 20k! 
(theres also an audio file that tumblr won’t let me upload!)
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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When writing fiction, there’s a couple of things you’ve gotta bear in mind:
Unless you’re doing the old-timey Omniscient Narrator thing, almost all scenes will have an implied viewpoint character.
The word count you devote to describing things implies where the viewpoint character’s focus of attention is.
It really doesn’t take much. The exact thresholds are going to depend on what you’re describing and how verbose your writing is overall, of course, but in general:
If you spend three words describing something, your viewpoint character took notice.
If you spend five words describing something, your viewpoint character did a double take.
If you spend seven words describing something, your viewpoint character stopped and stared.
So the moral is: if you can’t figure out why your readers are telling you that your protagonist reads as hella gay, it’s probably because - according to your descriptive word count - she’s constantly stopping and staring at other ladies’ breasts. Get those adjectives under control!
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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I hate Cursed Child. I really do. With that said, the idea that Ron and Hermione are hopelessly in love in every single reality does wonderful things to my heart.
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maherinthemoonlight · 8 years ago
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Maui is not obese
Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?
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That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this
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as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?
Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.
This… 
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is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 
You know who else is strong?
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These guys…
And Maui…
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Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.
And this guy…
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That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.
There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.
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Now… look at Maui again.
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That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.
It’s just big and not ‘defined’.
And people aren’t used to that.
(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)
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maherinthemoonlight · 9 years ago
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It was Luna and Dean. Seamus gave a great roar of delight and ran to hug his best friend.
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maherinthemoonlight · 9 years ago
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maherinthemoonlight · 9 years ago
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maherinthemoonlight · 9 years ago
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jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf mcwerewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
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maherinthemoonlight · 9 years ago
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This is so cool
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maherinthemoonlight · 9 years ago
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make me choose - likeasummer asked house manderly or house greyjoy
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