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maybe :))) we shouldnt :)))))) be endorsing :)))))))) child labor :)))) lmao :)))))))
if this is about Girl Scout cookies im really going to do backflips
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[A bee described as ‘sinful and kid-friendly’]
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thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prophecy
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The Beautiful Duomo in Milan by Paris in Four Months on Flickr.
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ok ok another one of these because i love going through the tags
rb in the tags:
pronouns + favourite colour + are you a daytime or nighttime person?????
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some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic!
me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*
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Not to be negative, but…
Things that bother me about “It Devours!”
-I was excited to get the hardcover edition with the teeth in the sleeve. I was NOT excited when my white walls suddenly turned into that same design. My wall is full of teeth.
-I can hear the teeth grinding at night. They’re always in a different position when I wake up.
-My cats growl and hiss at the teeth. The teeth growl and hiss back.
-Occasionally, the book devours its own words. The paper will get hot, there’s a whirring and a sinkhole emerges that eats up some words on the page. I’m having real trouble with the first chapter at this point. There aren’t a lot of words left.
-The desert sand keeps falling out of the book, and I have to vacuum every time I read it.
-If you listen to the audio book in bed, Cecil stops reading when you fall asleep. When you wake up, there’s a moment’s silence followed by “Oh, um” and he quickly starts reading from where you left off.
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