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magnoliatree0 · 3 months
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louis mon cher the children on the cables are pronouncing me ‘cancelled’ i do not know what this means. je déteste this abhorrent phrase, i have never cancelled a concert, much less postponed, dieu nous en garde. they say i am ‘problematique’ and that my shows are unsafe for visitation. je ne sais pas this century will never cease to confuse me. louis they are blocking me. louis they are leaving me vile comments hiding behind the infernal animated cartoon faces they wear as masks. oui the ones with the women with brightly colored hair and large breasts. breasts do not function in this manner louis it is simply gravitationally impossible this is nothing more than a masquerade of vagabonds. je vais pleurer we must kill them all.
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magnoliatree0 · 3 months
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Armand's cleaning divorce list:
1) Take Magnolia tree out of the ground 💔🌺
2) File papers for Rashid custody 🥺
3) Turn Daniel 🧛🏻‍♂️😭💞💋
4) Ship Magnolia tree to new residence ⛴🏝
5) Take Judas painting with self 😇
6) Jump out of the tower window 😭🥺😞💔🕳💔
7) Cry in the hole you've found yourself
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