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YOU play video games to feel powerful. I play video games to feel new, previously undiscovered shades of grief and sadness. we are NOT the same.

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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no one is doing it like her

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young man

there's no need to be young

i said

old man

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trick or treat! :D

desmos graphing calculator

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making new friends while demi is so embarrassing

like hi wanna be friends btw i’ll probably fall in love with u later don’t worry about it

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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The bald man has vacuously combed his hair

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just a warning, my buddy ephemeral mike is pulling up tonight. he's always suuuper dope, loves to chill out, but then he just. passes away and you're like. left profoundly fragile for the rest of your short time on earth and that's a total buzzkill.

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executive dysfunction really is a complete fucking nightmare. all the decisions you could make, but you won't. All the things you know you should do, you want to do, but you won't. Yeah yeah we all know it's a symptom but it feels and looks like just.... deciding not to be responsible.

It's easier not to, so i guess I just won't. I promise it's not laziness, I swear. It's not me just giving up on things that affect more than just me, I swear. Maybe if I say it enough I could hope to believe it myself.

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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we've got to start asthmaposting to counter the tumblr cigarette fandom. like if you would kill someone who is smoking within 20 ft of an entrance to a smoke-free building. share if your albuterol has made you transgender

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:O

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do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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hello twenty-something with depression! we're here to fulfill your biggest childhood dream – that's right, your parents are finally getting back together after 15 years! we know how much you missed the soothing sound of them arguing from across the house 💙