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I have decided to embrace the darkest parts of myself. Not in a poetic way tho. I am delusional, I am detached from reality, I am annoying for myself and for the people around me. I am going to be fully unhinged and a menace to society. If I was brought to this earth to suffer I will make sure I make all the possible worst decisions for myself AND for others. I am a sign from God, the apocalypse is here. Run.

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"why do you want this job" i literally don't

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i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....

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I am becoming like my mother :) (a strong, independent woman)

I am becoming like my mother :( (I have unresolved trauma)

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#Okay.

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i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?

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The way mothers don't understand how to validate your feelings but know exactly the kinds of snacks you like to surprise you is astonishing to me

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on a vid about this girl who didnt get a nose job because she realized she had her grandfather's nose

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Do you want him to be your boyfriend or does he just have curly hair?

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supercalifragilisticexpialideeznuts

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I think I might have an actual crush on a real guy and can i just say ew

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In the first week of April the weather turned suddenly unseasonably, insistently lovely. The sky was blue, the air warm and windless, and the sun beamed on the muddy ground with all the sweet impatience of June.

Donna Tartt, The Secret History (1992).

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my heart is full of hate and swag

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

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absolute icons