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fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding

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does anyone else feel sooooo crazy and insane but in the most boring way possible

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remember ladies, if you laugh underneath blankets you are at IMMEDIATE risk of dead wife syndrome. experts also advise to avoid smiling over your shoulder at your spouse while standing in bright sunlight.

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So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

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blood and marrow

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I know I just restating the point of that post but respecting religious freedom will sometimes require you to respect someone's belief that religious beliefs are categorically untrue, and there are a lot of people who are unable to handle this, and even more people who think they agree with this but haven't really grappled with what it means.

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god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.

King??????? Where are you

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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Favs from 2024! I think I improved a lot this year, can’t wait for 2025 🫡

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it's almost almost christmas

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ergo proxy

the story of failureboy, cold cat evenasence and android bunny

aka

go and watch it!

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Blows my mind how there’s ppl that are straight up lik “I don’t watch movies” “I don’t really like music” “I don’t care about food” “I don’t read books” what exactly do you like or do ever