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house is a girl you have to take care of her

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Every time I see a middle aged lesbian couple in public I’m like ok so I must survive

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Liveblogging this autopsy

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”

Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing

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it is a little bit funny when both your parents suck tbh. like you've figured out that your dad is a bastard, so logically you'd assume it follows that your mom must be the "good one", right? but ohhhh no no no :) it isn't quite that simple :)

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i bet haunting people's guilty consciences is fun as fuck when you're a ghost

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ever since i made this post, i kinda knew i could have done better. finally got around to it :] vallerina continues to be absolutely heartbreaking but we move [eyes red + covered in blood]

closeups, ref, and speedpaint below :p!!!

shoutout to james for the idea of the corpseish hands!!! i love them so much, finally puts my raynaud's syndrome to use :3

the dancer in the reference is Alina Somova i believe !!

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ok so i've watched arc 2...

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uzumaki

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But I am almost Never Myself!!!!!!!!!!