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What’s he tormented by? wearing clothing? [in a dramatic voice] Oh, my life is so hard! forced to wear artificial fabrics instead of the egyptian cotton i deserve! what is this, 100 thread count polyester??? [back to normal voice] should have thought of that before you became a hero, dude. their lives are all suffering.
#mtg#magic the gathering#magic reactions#tormented hero#creature#human warrior#winona nelson#theros#ths#seriously dude you just look like youre searching for an excuse to tear your shirt off#flouncing
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is your pet too clever? do they keep escaping their cone of shame and biting their stitches? try the Cone of Flame™: you’ll never have that problem again!
#mtg#magic the gathering#m15#sorcery#cone of flame#ouch#cone of shame#pet injury tw#magic reactions inc does not advocate the use of the cone of flame on pets or children#magic reactions#magic reactions inc refuses all responsibility for any injuries incurred with use of cone of flame#chippy#have your pets spayed or neutered#consider a small animal pet instead of a dragon for little timmy#unless you dont like little timmy anymore#magic reactions inc refuses all responsibility for anyone who chooses to feed their children to dragons#child injury tw#fire#originally i typed fie and i guess thats true too
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the flavor text says some boring stuff about bashing heads, but i really think Fezzik did it best: what better way to clear a path than having a giant shout “everybody move!”?
#mtg#magic the gathering#magic reactions#clear a path#sorcery#fezzik#the princess bride#everybody move#m15#karl kopinski#greatest movie ever or GREATEST MOVIE EVER#is this a kissing game#only if we're playing it after the kids go to bed
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them: ouch. that sounds painful.
me: you don’t want to bathe in dragonfire?
them: i don’t think my fragile meat shell would survive that
#mtg#magic the gathering#magic reactions#bathe in dragonfire#ouchies#fragile meat shells#extra crispy#chris rallis#fate reforged#frf#sorcery
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this looks like the most improbably useless thing ever, aside from the armor some of the women wear in this game
#mtg#magic the gathering#magic reactions#lava axe#m15#brian snoddy#improbable weapons#impossible armor#sexism sucks#BOOBPLATE IS CRAPPY AND SO ARE YOUR JUSTIFICATIONS
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that doesn’t look like a mugging, it looks like a murder!
#mtg#magic the gathering#mugging#murder#assault#sorcery#minotaur#if by never the same again you mean doesnt work anymore because hes dead then yeah#gatecrash#gtc#greg staples#magic reactions
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a fistful of forks
#fistful of force#mtg#magic the gathering#ralph horsley#lorwyn#instant#lor#forks#a fistful of forks would be better for stabby#just ask ashioxander-hamilton#the fork incident#IT WASNT MY FAULT OKAY
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“i thought it said Infuse with the Elephants.” *looks at card* “though if you aren’t paying attention, the image does kinda look like an elephant.”
#magic reactions#mtg#magic the gathering#infuse with the elements#Daniel Ljunggren#battle for zendikar#bfz#instant#converge
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Is he fancy?
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Them: I thought it said ghostbusters.
Me: Ironic as it too is a ghost.
#magic reactions#mtg#Ghostblade Eidolon#Enchantment#Crature#Spirit#Born of the Gods#BNG#Commander 2015#C15#Ghostbusters#Who you gonna call?#double strike#ryan yee
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dude totally looks like a mark.
"does this look infected?"
“jesus christ, mark! siri where’s the nearest walk-in clinHEY GET OFF ME, MAN, WHAT THE HEghrghghghglghlllhghglghgghlg”
#magic reactions#mtg#sorin vs tibalt#m13#m14#DDK#Mark of the Vampire#Mark is the vampire#enchantment#aura#lifelink#enchant creature#winona nelson
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“Look at this stuff; isn’t it neat […]”
#magic reactions#mtg#fate foretold#enchantment#aura#enchant creature#draw a card#Little Mermaid#how long did you sing for?#Theros#THS#dan scott
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“Where is David Bowie? That fucker stole my kid."
#magic reactions#Lost in a Labyrinth#theros#THS#Instant#Scry#Labyrinth reference#David Bowie#goblin king#winona nelson
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*Sings* We are looking for Blue’s Clues, We are Looking for Blue’s Clues, Wonder where they are!”
Me: Huh… so new head canon: Jace’s new nickname is Blue.
#magic reactions#mtg#Uncovered Clues#dragon's maze#dgm#Jace#jace beleren#ravnica#sorcery#jaime jones
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just punch a fuckin’ bear in the face. just go for it. punch a fuckin’ bear.
#magic reactions#mtg#ktr#khans of tarkir#Savage Punch#Sorcery#bear#punch#surrak#surrak dragonclaw#wesley burt
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forlorn pseudomama? what??? ooooh, look at the art, she’s totally a pseudo-mama, she’s stealing children! some little girl, and anakin skywalker. poor ani.
#magic reactions#mtg#Forlorn Pseudamma#born of the gods#creature#zombie#inspired#intimidate#Winona Nelson
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yeahhhhh, i….i just don’t like this body. it clashes with the drapes
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