Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials
You won’t regret it I promise
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me after i post my opinion to tumblr.com and omegaverse-obsessed-otaku with a picrew icon responds with "no. you know what? no. fuck you"
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he really is a whole baby
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During his interview with 60 Minutes, Trump had Baghdad Barbie (Kayleigh McEnany) present Lesley Stahl with an oversized, 10 inch, hard bound book on his health care polices. It was so big and heavy, Stahl had difficulty holding it. I guess Trump thought 60 minutes would simply judge the book by its cover and never open it, but …. (checks notes) … they did, revealing it was empty, full of blank pages.
Trump’s bungling continued as he just posted photographs of the stunt to his own twitter account.
Dumbest grifters — evah.
At least now we know why Trump stormed out of his interview.
Stahl opened the book.
She.
Opened.
The.
Book.
Trump went through the expense of having a thick book bound… of blank paper.
Then handed it to a reporter. Not Hannity. Not Tucker. Not Ingraham. Not Bartiromo.
A reporter.
Trump’s been living in fantasyland for so long he’s forgotten that people in the real world don’t reflexively believe the shit he says.
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“Unpopular opinions” with lots of likes are usually popular opinions
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NASA scientist: you’re back early…
astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet
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I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte
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